Can't, due to Obama's failure at fixing the US Economy. The heavy tax burden on the dairy making over $250,000 a year, redirected the cost of the milk to the consumer. Add that to the already rising cost of paper, wax, plastics, and over-all slump in the dairy industry, the milk has spoiled and all the cartons were taken off of the shelf.

If you really want to find my sense of humor, I recommend putting big posters out in front of the Welfare Offices, as that is where everyone will be these days. If that doesn't work for you, I'd also recommend putting up the posters near any of the long unemployment lines that are currently out there.

Lastly, I hear there is some space available on a US Carrier, as the "Mission Accomplished" sign was finally taken down.