Heck, if we're going to drug test people for welfare, then I think we should start docking TAX BREAKS from people who commit misdemeanors... You know like that mortgage interest tax deduction? You lose that if you run a red-light.

Oh, what's that? You think YOUR misdemeanors shouldn't cost YOU an entitlement? Hypocrites...
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