Only if I am...

Using Gamakatsu hooks...only!

Driving in my Ford, towing my Willie Boat (Simply the Bestest).

Have 12# Maxima Ultragreen on my reel (The only Line).

My reel is a Curado 201 (Shimanos are the only reels I ever use, and you should, too, unless you're a dumbass).

On a G.Loomis GLX 1084, hands down the best fishing rod ever made, and you'd be an idiot to think otherwise.

How's that, Ted?

Fish on...

Todd