Here's a decent price on a "Q"
http://seattle.en.craigslist.org/see/for/4590144141.html $100
Cast aluminum body and can be separated from the stand for camping, boating, tailgating, etc.


A Grillfella could probably twist his arm and get him to come down a bit.

The "Q's" have their fan club.
People will media-blast them, paint 'em in team colors and what-not.
One of the best-built tabletop gassers with spare parts available so you can keep them going indefinitely.