Cooger Football:

We're 3-8, our coach is an offensive genius! Didn't you see all the passing records we set? Woot Woot!

Husky Football:

Right now we're 8-3, we better win our bowl game. Ten wins is our goal every year, but we'll give our coach a pass this year, since it's his first year...but there is a lot of room for improvement, and we better improve.

Cornhusker Football:

8-3 is unacceptable. Pack yer fuckin bags.

Fish on...

Todd