You're like the big, dumb dog that sh!ts on the rug.........and then eats it.

Except the big, dumb dog isn't always sh!tting one the carpet, eating it, and stinking up the place.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames