Business is good for Stam.

The rest of you chitty drivers just continue to do your best.

The average drivers reliance on good luck always blows my mind. I drove down a big icy hill this morning and had a bunch of vehicles on my bumber testing their luck. I left 5 minutes early to be able to drive slower, thats how I think.

Some people just don't have that extra 5 minutes to spare. LOL

Saw a lot of people spend 4 hours in the ditch instead of investing 5 more minutes to get there. Sucks to wade through all the dipshits to make it in to the sales meeting and find out everyone else was calling in.

And how the hell do you flip your car over onto it's top in a 25 mph zone?! $85K fancy all-wheel-drive SUV didn't look so great upside down.

98.876% of Western WA drivers can't drive for chit in the snow. FACT.

I just stayed home yesterday. Today too. Being retired makes it easier than ever to "work from home."

Just in my neighborhood there were six tough guys with "look how little my dick is" trucks in the ditches. Watched two more of them spin out on the freeway, one went into the median and the other hit the guardrail...that one had the "look how little my balls are balls" hanging off the back of his truck.

This Subaru driver drove around those shitferbrains up and down the hills out of my neighborhood and to work, worked 6am til 7pm on Monday, and then did it again yesterday.

Moral of the story is that the smaller your dick is, the bigger truck you drive, and the more likely you are to have to call an Uber driver in a Prius to take you to your low wage job flipping burgers.

Good luck out there, and don't forget, everyone of those idiots on the road helps Stam go fishing in warm places, and then he sometimes posts cool pics.

If you are one of those dickless wonders, more power to ya!

Fish on...

Todd

Todd has proven he measures guys dicks and prefers them large.

Precisely. That's why I don't brag or complain. When you're good, you don't need to. I just drive and wave as I go by laugin'.

Congrats on your good fortune Stamly. If I could control the weather, I'd make it dump everyday for you and get some sweet kick-backs. Alas, all I can do for you is a hard break check or two.

i also bought a Grand Cherokee with full time 4wd, the Quardra-Trac II system, with the 4.7 Powertech V8, that has been tuned, and is pushing over 300 HP...

right now i have Goodyear Wrangler ST's on it, and while it drives fine in this crap, im buying new tires soon, was just at the tire shop as a matter of fact...

might go with the BFG AT/KO2s, or the Kuhmo Road Venture AT51...

dont need MT's on this, the full time 4wd is ridiculously sure footed...

the Caddy is also fun....

i have DCenti racing tires on it, Z rated...

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gets me everywhere Jake....

maybe you should just mind your own business?

Lol...

nope, never bought the Tahoe, looked at a couple, but they were too expensive and high mileage for what i was trying to accomplish...

if i can find a 95-99 with under 120k i will buy it....

but, i just found out here, a 2001 Grand Cherokee with the 4.7, its the limited tho, mine is a Laredo, for 3500 bucks.... 126k on the clock, which isnt bad...

my neighbor is also selling an 85 K5 blazer, for 5400, but its on 35's and those size tires kill you when you need to replace them... i still havent ruled out a K5 tho...

there was a 2001 Expedition for 5500 that had 50k miles on it that i should have bought, but i didnt, and it sold a couple days ago....

i also havent ruled out a fox body, or late 70s early 80s Cutlass and throw a big block in it, theres also a 1970 Monte Carlo with a 400 in it for 6k that im eyeing....

its all gonna come down to if i want to put a hitch on this Jeep or not... because i plan on buying a little boat to chase Kokes....

I haven't put my truck in 4wd on the roadway to get to work in years. I leave it in 2wd and drive like a human should, and I get by just fine - and I pass numerous 4x4's wrecked on the way to work every time it snows or is icy.

4wd just gets you to drive faster than you should be driving. You step on the gas, and it goes. It's the coming to s stop afterwards that gets people in trouble.

I crawled over the top of the Graham hill thinking I might have to go 4x4 on Monday afternoon, but managed to get it done.

It just seems that people can't find the right speed to go. They're either crawling along so slowly that they have no business even being out in those conditions being a rolling roadblock, or they go faster than anyone should possibly be going.

What people should do is check my speed because I'm always going the speed you should be going.

driving well in the snow in trucks also has to do with the tires...

on my Silverado, i had 34 inch MT's on it, and the lugs were so wide they filled up with snow and turned into slicks... 4wd was fine, but i didnt like having to do it on streets... get it in the mud or dirt, and you couldnt stop it whatsoever....

my brother, has a Z71 with BFG AT KO2's on it, and drives around in 2wd like its nothing, because the lugs are smaller, and it throws the snow out of them instead of caking in and becoming an issue...

main reason im not going with a MT on the Jeep, because it absolutely doesnt need it... sure, i can spin the tires if i push on the gas too hard, but all vehicles will do that....

BFG's are expensive tho, im at about 1k for just the tires, for a 245/65/16... i can get tires from Kuhmo or whatnot for around 120 dollars a tire... installation at the place i go to, is 80 bucks for all of them.... the Kuhmo and other brands ive been looking at, also have 55-65k mile warranties...

Tonight was just the worst. It's melted enough to allow the all of the dipshits to really believe they can make it in their POS if they just try hard enough.

The grocery store was packed with all the fat zombies that almost starved to death in their winter cabins over the past two days.

We need a new plague.

It was unbelievable to me when I lived in Oregon how many dumb fukks in prius and ford focus pos cars ended up in a ditch on snow and black ice roads because they have to go 70 and pass people going to Newport or some other coastal road. It's common sense,and most people don't have it.

Lol

Speaking of zombies.....yesterday morning it was a balmy 22 degrees and I saw a guy pull into the parking lot at Safeway with his window down, arm resting on the door like it was 80 degrees. He got out of his car, wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and shorts. And no, he wasn't coming from the gym, this fat fuk hadn't worked out in years. It bothered me that I was sharing oxygen on this planet with this idiot.