I got to watch a new movie on Netflix, called Snow Box. It’s about this dark, evil “being” that takes over parents of kids who have stayed home because of closed schools. All the patents have to do is just look at their kids and they are instantly filled with rage and suicidal thoughts and tendencies. Oddly enough, all school children are not effected and seem quite happy with not going to school.

Seems the only escape is to be on a river. I never made it to a river.

I officially hate snow.

Nick, I feel for you buddy, two weeks and counting for us with no running water.

Kinda like camping but without the tent.

M

Damn, that's rough.

You guys are tougher than I am, fo sho.

Good luck getting the water going again, Bart.

Yeah - it sucks and I hope your troubles aren't too costly Bart. We've been taking showers at friends places and stealing their water for cooking, dishes and toilet sports. I could always melt some snow too, but that would require extra effort.

As much as it sucks, I think the Cocker is the most butthurt of all. He's the master at giving dirty looks of complete disapproval and disdain. Good thing he can't speak or I'd have to hear about it too. He's such an adorable, grumpy old man.

Spank, how much snow did you get?

Deep slush to me is more dangerous than compact snow, that chit grabs you and you have limited choices. We got 3 inches the first round and a dusting the second round. I'm happy.

Gee Hank I'm sure nobody here knew that except you,you dolt.

Hahahahahaah crackhead hahahahahahaha got me good there hahahahaha. How do you know that's what caused the pipe to burst? You know Hank. Frank. Whatever. I think we should make a double header fight,Evo Vs Jason B,and you and I. No rules. Just for fun. I just think it would be funny for me to beat your ass in front of a crowd of Dark siders ,and not because I dislike you although I do,even though we haven't met. It's because you deserve to get that ass beating you never got as a child. And it would be legal because we could all sign documents saying it's a private sanctioned fight. Whaddya say? You fkn pussy.

It's like this Hank. You're a pu$$y,and I'm dead serious. You can say cuckold,cupcake,fucktard,all you like. Reality is,you wouldn't stand a chance. Pay your bet you loser.

Lol

Thanks Hank. Great advice. Thing is, this pipe rupture thing happened at least a couple of weeks before it got cold here.

I received a notification from my water supply outfit that I had a major leak on my side of the meter. Rather than try and track down a leak in a 900 ', 30 year old 1" poly pipe, I took the cheaper way out and went for installing a 2" schedule 80 PVC pipe with a locating wire attached. No sense trying to fix something that is likely to do it again in another spot.

We had to wait for about 8 or 9 days for our turn to come up in the job schedule. Then it froze and the ground was to hard for the trenchers to come in.

Then came all of this snow craziness. So, it is what it is.

Believe it or not, I actually some pretty cool plans for the $14,548.67 that is now going to pay for a damn fool hole in the ground.

Damn good thing I halted consumption of distilled fruits and grains a few years back. I could see myself, buck naked, trying to take a bath by rolling around in the snow. Not a pretty picture to be sure.

One more thing ... Lighten up Vapid !

M.

Careful telling Hank that he's wrong, even if it's completely factual and easily verifiable...he'll find a Breitbart article or a Hannity quote to tell you that you're wrong

These stories are making me glad that the carport sitting directly on top of my boat is all the damage at my place...that will be easy enough to clean up once this bullschit melts, unlike having to dig up half the yard for Bart and Nick.

Fish on...

Todd

What? I thought everyone knew that.

They do.

That's the point...which Hank isn't getting. Shocker.

Fish on...

Todd

I have been waiting for someone to say it.

You bite everytime Hanky

Snowmageddon is over, I guess...the usual lineup of jackasses driving 52 in the fast lane are all back in the freeway again.

Fish on...

Todd

Quit staring at the balls hanging from the hitch and go around them city folk.

Yup - slow lane for the win. It cracks me up how bad the fast lane campers are around here. They'd be run off the road or shot if they pulled that crap on the East Coast.

On the flip side, us "slow" lane drivers have to deal with this...

Good luck everybody!