Dayumn dude!!! Hope that poor bastard makes it. And here to think some of you bitches consider yourselves tough guy badasses. Heh.

http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/ne...ood-inside-den/

Real life revenant [Bleeeeep!] right there,poor guy.

I like this story a little better.





Kenyan Man Dies From Hyena Attack Moments After Killing Lion With His Bare Hands

November 20, 2007 7:35 a.m. EST
Ishita Sukhadwala – AHN News Writer

Nairobi, Kenya (AHN) – A Kenyan man killed a lion with his bare hands in Samburu, about 260 kilometers northeast of the capital Nairobi, only to be attacked by a pack of hyenas a few moments later, the country’s media reported Tuesday.

He succumbed to his injuries and died in hospital Monday.

Moses Lekalau, 35,a herdsman, was walking from a neighboring village in Maralal with his livestock when a lion pounced upon him. He managed to fend off the animal and used his bare hands and a spear to kill him following half hour duel.

Moments later a pack of hyenas emerged from a nearby bush and attacked Lekalu, biting off his hands and toes.

He was taken to Kenyatta National Hospital in Nairobi where he died Monday as a result of excessive bleeding.

Herman Wabomba, the spokesperson for the hospital said “It was a brave fight for his life on both occasions”, reports News24.

Lekalau came from a nomadic community in which it is a ritual for boys to kill lions as a sign of entering manhood.

In Kenya wild animals attacking humans is quite common since people live close to game parks and animal migration areas.

They should teach this in schools to Millenials.

Bear video is fake.

Of course it is fake.

Everything is fake on the internet.

Hell, even I'm fake. I'm just a board bot, programmed to be a dick (ie, Moderator) here on the Darkside.

The guy in the pics looks deceased...dead, tits-up, room temperature..



And a fine job they did..there's no bigger dick on the Darkside.

Well....as they say, "you are what you eat".

And Paker is full. So very, very full. Just "stuffed" actually...

That ranks as worse than being attacked and killed by a bear. Great, now I have that to think about before leaving on my next trip into bear country next month. I met a bear on the trail last summer; fortunately it was just a small blackie eating berries from a bush alongside the trail.

Russia sure knows how to party.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/...d-a-bear-attack

All these bear attacks, I'm going to start carrying two cans of bear spray. You never know when you're going to be attacked twice in a single day any more.

It was the track pants that saved him.
You can run faster wearing track pants.

Swish..swish..swish..

If you're going to be around Griz, bear spray might not be enough.
Last September a Wyoming elk guide was guiding Florida Man and they were attacked.
The guide emptied his bear spray and Florida Man couldn't get the Glock 10mm working.
Sad outcome.
https://www.jhnewsandguide.com/news/envi...301f75343d.html