Slowly, time marches on, leaving in its wake the remnants of the past. To those who stood and watched an Empire grow and thrive, just as many tried valiantly to leave a legacy, to etch out their place in time....Tens of thousands tested faith, gave it everything they had, desperatly trolling the brackish waters which the few left standing are proud to call the Dark Side. Out of the tens of thousands of participants, these are the stalwarts who have braved the elements and stood the test of time. When all hope for a bright future seemed to be lost and the few hardy souls that hung on, remembering the past and vowing to uphold the future, these are the survivors.

"Who are you, Bent Metal?" I am a mere messenger and descendent from the past. Starting like many of you, the goal has always been clear, the moniker changing like the autumn leaves.

As DS prophecy continues to unfold, just know that the story is far from over. Those of you who remain true to your calling will reap the benefits of what is about to transpire. I foretold the resurrection of many of our beloved desciples and I will tell the faithful to stay the course, because we will be visited shortly by a very distinguished character that will speak to the past, present, and future.

Tuesday is just another day, until it is not.....

Don’t drop acid.

Take it from me.

Somebody found about thesaurus.com. Reads like a C- 7th grade creative writing assignment, but anyway….

Regarding this mysterious prodigal son.

My reaction

Uh huh, I'm trying to remember the last 5* thread you've started......You and Twatkinz seem bitter. Take better drugs, find better women, and catch bigger fish.

Sounds like an intro to a maiden song..lol

What the actual F*&k is this? I came for the Viagra.

The rest of this is unintelligible.

Confused,

Lar-Lar

Don’t kill his mojo... he’s making a good effort... and for those of us who enjoy the DS entertainment... we will take it. Not everyone can be as good as FP or Evo.

That is some pretty solid advice. Some of you cucks are wound a little tight...

Cucks. Is this 2011?

That was the year I was smashing your lady... haven’t been back since. Wasn’t very good.

Lazy come back.

Sorree you had a bad Valentine’s Day.

Pretty slow today, Acid ate some messican food and apparently sharted his pants, besides that, tomorrow is Tuesday. Hope springs eternal

Bump cause this thread was an embarrassment.

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