#1029550 - 05/01/20 01:33 PM
Tasteless bad jokes
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Q: What does Joan Collins wear around her neck to attract men?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: She needed the other one to moan.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Fk her
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#1029573 - 05/01/20 09:35 PM
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No Stars for You!
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Hmmm...
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#1029577 - 05/01/20 10:10 PM
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LOL that's a real knee slapper .
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#1029584 - 05/02/20 07:07 AM
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I could be here for days. Where do I even start? How about Domestic Violence? Sure, why not. That's just as good a starting point as any. I mean, I'm going to hell anyway. This won't be the deciding factor. So, my plan is to "sunk cost fallacy" myself all the way down to the Devil's doorstep. What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? . . . . . Nothin' you haven't already told her twice! What do 100,000 abused women have in common? . . . . . They all don't know when to shut the fvck up! Why do you never buy a woman a watch? . . . . . Because there is a clock on the stove. See? Awful. Not funny, bad taste and revealing as to character. Perfect. See you soon Beezlebub! 
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#1029586 - 05/02/20 07:20 AM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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We need a few jokes about dead babies or eating babies or something. Jaek? 
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I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
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#1029592 - 05/02/20 07:40 AM
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We're getting there. Can't go too hard all at once. Babies need time to warm up or they'll tear out.
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#1029594 - 05/02/20 07:50 AM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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lol If people could see and hear us in action.................
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames
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#1029608 - 05/02/20 11:01 AM
Re: Tasteless bad jokes
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Worst thing about eating a bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on.
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#1029612 - 05/02/20 04:26 PM
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Yeah sure, Jesus gets all of the credit for feeding 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
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#1029613 - 05/02/20 04:32 PM
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What's the difference between cancer and Evo?
Cancer got Jobs.
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#1029614 - 05/02/20 04:34 PM
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What's a word white people can call other white people, but black people can't call other black people?
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Dad
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#1029617 - 05/02/20 07:39 PM
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What do you call a Mexican baptism?
A bean dip.
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#1029619 - 05/02/20 07:57 PM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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lol
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.
Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames
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#1029620 - 05/02/20 08:28 PM
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Woman goes to the doctor ,knees all scraped up,scratches and bruises all over her back and thighs,doctor says "My god what happened!" Lady says " It's from making love doggy style" . "Don't you know any other positions?" "Yeah but,my doggy don't"
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#1029621 - 05/02/20 09:26 PM
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How do crabs leave the Hostpital?
On crotches
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#1029622 - 05/02/20 09:28 PM
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Why do Elephants have 4 feet?
Because 6" doesn't cut it in the animal kingdom
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#1029624 - 05/03/20 07:17 AM
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Little Johnny sees his mom in the shower and points at her crotch and asks "Mommy, what's that?"
His mom says "oh that's where God hit me with an axe."
Little Johnny replied "God has pretty good aim Mommy. He hit you right in the cvnt!"
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#1029625 - 05/03/20 07:18 AM
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Broccoli is a lot like anal sex.
If you had it forced on you as a kid, you're probably not going to like it as an adult.
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#1029626 - 05/03/20 07:19 AM
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Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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