Trump's own personal Rich G...Rudy Giuliani...booked the Four Seasons in Philadephia to share his personal story about how Biden has stolen the election due to massive voter fraud.

Now, the Four Seasons Hotel in Philly is a pretty new, and really classy joint, from what I hear. The perfect place for Rudy to prove his batshit crazy bona fides yet again.

Unfortunately for Rudy, he accidentally booked the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Company for his event.

FSTL, on the other hand, is a ramshackle building with a crumbling lot, rusty metal lifts, and schit everywhere...it's also next door to a thriving sex shop called Fantasy Island, and right across the street from a crematorium.

Once Rudy and his crack team of operatives realized that once again they had not only swung and missed, but were in the wrong stadium playing the wrong sport and were lost in the parking lot trying to find their way in...well, it was too late to book the hotel.

So...they took a bunch of Trump/Pence yard signs, taped them to the roll up door at the landscaping company, set up some folding chairs in front of it, and had themselves a good old fashioned press conference, right there next to Fantasy Island Sex Shop and the crematorium.

If that isn't the perfect symbolic context for this entire Administration's clusterfuckk of pretend and chicanery, I don't know what is.

Great work, Rudy.

https://www.themarysue.com/trump-campaig...andscaping/amp/

Fish on...

Todd

I was just telling Mrs. Salmo that Trump should fire whoever screwed up on the Four Seasons reservation. Giuliani himself made the reservation? That's rich, er Rich.

Perhaps, there may be ($350k) more to the story?

https://nitter.net/DawsonSField/status/1325556366648504324?cursor=LBl2goC5lcD9sOUkgsC69Y60q%252BUkgMC4wZa%252BwuUkgMC4uaWVj%252BYkisC59ZLzv%252BUkgsC5qdLVquUkgIC72Y%252FaquUkJQQRAAA%253D#r

Interesting...so that's probably the company's matching funds program for charitable donations, I wonder how that works for political contributions? I wonder how they'd be able to parse out PPP funds from other funds, if it was ok with one and not the other?

The fact that Rudy not only fuckked this up overwhelmingly badly, but that at the end of the day the parking lot he reserved turns out to be full of employees that overwhelmingly supported the other guy...well, that makes it an even better story.

Not that it's shocking that blue collar workers in Philly would support Biden, they did to the tune of 82% to 18%.

Fish on...

Todd

Lotsa traction on this one lol!!