What would any of you like to see done to these incels on the DS? I will start with one of my own. Please state the User,new name you would like to bequeath upon them,and the reason why.

NickD90
changed to
NapV90
reason: He called me portly,criticized my thumbnail(not a photo) and still hasn't gotten a POF date to share with us after all that effort we made trying to help him.

Runner up
Fish4Brains
changed to
Worst Troll Ever
for subjecting us to countless pointless threads from 2003 and so on,so forth,etc

Since Bob no longer gives a sh!T at all about this board and I can't even get a "free" boat ride down the river any more as a means of compensation for all the hard work I do around here, I'm now charging for any Administrative or Moderated Service on this board.

My new fees are:

$25 to read the stupid PM's you all send me whining/complaining about this or that.

$50 for every comment I'm "forced" to make on a stupid thread. Arvid, you owe me $50. Congrats.

$100 for any post modification.

$200 for any post deletion.

$250 to put anyone on posting time out.

$500 for any username change request.

$1,000 if you want to be turned in to a Mod.

$5,000 if you want to be the new site owner.

Nuking accounts - still FREE! All you gotta do is send me a PM. After you pay me the $25, of course.

I accept paypal or bitcoin.

I'm pulling a Frank. GFY

Nick literally means "Victor of the People" and is the Greek GOD of VICTORY......which to you lesser people, I suppose I am. You'll have to forgive my humbleness. Us GODS are raised to be magnanimous, unpretentious & unostentatious when speaking to mere mortals.

So I'm good with NapV90. Or ZOD.

#GODOFVICTORY
#LONGARMWINNING

No real need to nuke any accounts anymore, trump losing so tremendously bigly in the recent election already run'd most of the real dipshits oft.... and now that Bob doesn't give a crap about this joint and isn't obligated to defend Fishgals honor anymore and if you want to score bigly tremendous super moderator power points you could unband POW's IPA and let Bigschtick ruffle some undies for a bit....

He might could maybe even give evo a run for his money/diamonds/guns

That could be a bigly fun darkside revival tour.

Now be a good moderator start a GoFundMe then kickstart this mess.

Humility.

So a guy in our social circle,good guy,unassuming,does a lot for others. We decided to give him a humility medal. The next week we saw him wearing it and it was promptly revoked.

lol

yes....lol. That's pretty golden.

Good idea. I want to read Big Stick versus REEVo in a thread showdown for the ages.

Release the Stick!

Absolutely support the idea of releasing Big Stick but he'd roast you for begging him to come back. Would probably double the site traffic bringing the ad revenue up to a whole $5/month.

I never really got the whole Big Stick thing.

It appears he was a very nice guy in person, but his insulting responses were rather simple and followed the same formulaic method.

After a few posts you'd heard most of his stuff, he just repeated it on the next victim.

Then there was a lot of "you wish you were me" and "Alaska is the best place in the world and all of you should be envious of me"

Neither of those worked on me, his online persona became uninteresting rather quickly.

The pics he posted were the best part of him being here.

Big Stick's photos were unmatched. That fvcker took some breathtaking photos on a pretty regular basis.

I quickly determined that he wasn't one you wanted to engage in any disagreement with because he didn't talk out his ass and he could actually back up what he was saying.

I still use 'Congratulations?' all the time because it's hilarious.

I don't think he was having as good of a time as he led on. I've read evo say about 30 different times that Big Stick is active on a gun board evo frequents(notice the lower case for evo and not Big Stick) so I'm guessing they have had some correspondence. Whether or not you found the guy humourous or not- he was the envy and recipient of a whole lot of dickriding from grown ass men. I thought the big timber was the cool. RIP to his boy. Big Stick coming back here would just be weird. Why the [Bleeeeep!] would he?

I liked his photos with the kids fishing. That's always better than chest thumping in my book. Frankly I think Coley had better material when it came to photos but that's just me.

As for whether or not some dude who posted on a fishing board comes back who gives a fk? I know if I left other than Jake nobody here would be heartbroken. Or would even notice.

The fact that the classic Big Stick threads were wiped tells you all you need to know.

Isn't that his MO?

I'm not going to edit or proofread anymore.

As bad as fishing is, it seems more popular than ever. Maybe it's just all the [Bleeeeep!] youtube channels. Parker should open his own fishing/hunting/etc site that isnt just the nw. We'd all be down and would definitely bring some new content(that's what the kids call it). Maybe make some bread. Not that I care.

I'd have to go all Merg and do my videos in a bikini.

"Parker has a hot ass in that bikini" - said NO ONE in the timeline of EVER!!!!!

Nobody wants that.

Nobody will pay to see that. Ok, someone would pay to see that. There's always that "someone" out there.

Ugh. Think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I just made another $50!

Nobody wanted to see Merg either. My fkn dick is bigger around than one of his arms.



And you are right Paker,we never need to see your bare ass. Ever.