I want to thank illahee, Toff, Dan S., Coming Soon, Slow Dunce and other board members for their encouragement with me hitting 2k posts. It only took about 15 or so years. Without the dumbfuckery it wouldn’t have been possible for me to make it this far. I know I pale in comparison to Toff, Dan S., and Coming Soon, but 2k posts is a big accomplishment, right? Maybe one day I will be as pathetic as them.


-Steamy

10/10 post would read again.

The majority of the userbase on the darkside are people who never make new topics and simply give sh!tposts as replies to uninteresting and unimportant topics. Occasionally a real post comes by that is boring enough that Paker doesn't even bother deleting it. The darkside gets its refined post quality through a sophisticated user rating system. User ratings are optional and each user rates each post according to the "lol buddy scale" from 1 to 5. I give this thread a 5 on the "lol buddy scale."

Then, there is a guy that has tens of thousands of sh!tposts that nobody cares about, is of low quality/content, which has no relevance whatsoever, is pure refined sh!t with no real purpose and many years of his life wasted circlejerking on the forum.

A circle jerk is kind of like a pissing contest only with cum instead of piss. A circle jerk is not gay. Nope, not at all. Seriously, 100% heterosexual, but don't tell anybody about it. No women are allowed because women can't ejaculate, therefore they are inferior to men.

You are going to need to step up the pace of posting to catch up.

I love when paker posts that he will put in time out for a million minutes or whatever and then deletes it right away. Nice moderation, stupid.


Sorry to hijack your thread steam. Congrats on 2K!

Imagine being such a gargantuan cvnt that you'd start a faggoty thread like this even though you said you'd leave after you lost your bet. Then welched.

Imagine that.

Go fvck off, Steamer.

Fret not, Steamy, you've been a leading candidate for pathetic since nearly day 1.

Lame. If your perspective is that I’m leading the way you have serious problem with not only perspective but perception as well.


-Steamy

nearly...?

5 stars!

Dumbfuck doesn't think he's a dumbfuck.

Surprising.

Tell us about your many advanced degrees and how you couldn't get a job as a cop again.

lol

Posts like these are what the dark side is all about, a good laugh is why I login everyday....

Keith

I'll be here all week!

It’s funny how people here are so afraid to be open about anything personally because of how misconstrued and twisted its made to be. It’s all good. That statement would be funny if it was accurate.


-Steamy

And don’t forget to tip the cocktail girl.