> The Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear Hey_Yall say
> 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
> 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
> 38. Duct tape won't fix that.
> 37. Honey, I think we oughta sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
> 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
> 35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
> 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
> 33. You can't feed that to the dog.
> 32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
> 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
> 30. Wrestling's fake.
> 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
> 28. We're vegetarians.
> 27. Do you think my gut is too big?
> 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
> 25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
> 24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
> 23. Give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds.
> 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
> 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
> 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
> 19. Trim the fat off that steak.
> 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
> 17. The tires on that truck are too big.
> 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
> 15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
> 14. Unsweetened ice tea just tastes better.
> 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
> 12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
> 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
> 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
> 9. Checkmate.
> 8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
> 7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
> 6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen yet.
> 5. I don't have a favorite college football team.
> 4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
> 3. You All.
> 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'.
> And, Number ONE is:
> 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

LOL LOL LOL and also:

hash browns are so much better than grits

"FORE!"

"I'm guilty your honor"

Can't we all just get along?

Here, let me get the door for you.

I possibly can't wear this t-shirt because of the armpit stains.

There's too much nudity in this movie.

I do.

Fake breasts are so unbecoming.

Nascar is so boring.

That CB antenna is too tall.

Playboy is sexist.

The waterbed is so 80's.

and......

I'm too fish to drunk.

Hey Yall
I think your forgettin a few
Like
O the White wine looks good
Ha ha ha ha
I am sure there are more O's has to have some
Dances out