Met Yall at one of the local bath houses Saturday morning to give early season Sorority girl "breaking in" a try on his hovercraft.

We hit the campus about 5:30ish and immediately saw a blonde wandering aimlessly. We tossed all kinds of rude sexual connotations around her without nary a consideration. No big deal, we thought, as this was a good sign that we were going to have a banner day.

Well, it seems as though this was the theme for the day. The occasional Catholic school girl would make their presence known, we'd fart at them, around them, nowhere NEAR them, and nothing. We only saw one brunette caught, and that one came in backwards.

I shouldn't say nothing, really. I was able to land a 3lber and 8lber. Implants. I was pretty impressed with the strength of the underwire and the front-loading hooks being able to bring those two to the surface of her blouse, but as it would take a millennia to boil those things down to eatability I dropped them back.

Oh, and I was also able to snag three car stereos and a laptop. No, I wasn't trying. And they're just DAMNED lucky that I didn't bring any CO2 with me.

Otherwise we had a great day of trolling, which any day of trolling is a great day. The company was good, the weather was great, and debating whether the guy in the pleather skirt was really Jay Buhner was entertaining.

Only other downside was when we were driving the hovercraft out of the water and, while mowing over some tourists, I tripped over a large keg of beer and landed on my @$$. Good thing those aforementioned implants broke my fall.

[ 07-18-2001: Message edited by: Heywood Jablomie ]

Ya know David, you are probably blessed that those razor-sharp oyster shells broke your fall because it could have been a really big, nude man sitting there instead

Like the saying goes, "You can get AIDS from a toilet seat.......if you sit down before the other guy gets up."

Let's see, the bath house totals: 5 sculpin, 1 female dungeness, 3 rocks safely C-n-R'd. I was told that Jay was at the game sitting in the dugout, but I'm betting that was just one of those cut-out things and Ichiro was throwing his voice to cover Jay's ass.

We'll definitely have to fish again. You are a great fishing partner and a good friend to have. Besides, who else has the power to hook me up with a stellar tax return?

When I read the topic, I tried to remember exactly how many beers I had because the helmet was left in the backseat of the truck.

[ 07-18-2001: Message edited by: HEY_YALL Watch This ]

Bah! You're too modest. What really made the trip was listening to you talk about all of your sexual conquests. Helps having a big family, eh?

No that wasn't Buhner guys, I talked to his bro on saturday and he was at the game and still on the D.L. that includes fishing too!!
Peace Superfly

No wonder the fish left,can you imagine their shock at seeing Heywood and Redneck floating over them......I'd leave too.....Os