Well James and I are going to have a new egg cure out on the market within the next month. But, we've been brainstorming and can't come up with a good name for it.
So, here's the gig, he who comes up with the best name will get 5 free bottles of it in there choice or brilliant red, orange or natural. So have at it!!
Keith Archer

How about "KJ's Catch'em Cure" or "Sure Catch'em Cure"

Trophy salmon cure- Red Trophy steelhead cure- Orange- Northwest trophy cure natural

Maybe "Candy Cure". I always am pleased when my eggs turn out looking like candy and I want to eat them.

Or how About "STS EGG CURE" its simple but yet explains exactly what it is used for.
SALMON TROUT STEELHEAD.

"Pro Guides #1 Choice"

"Guides Choice"

"Pro Prefered Egg Cure"

FISH ON!!!

:p



Travis

[ 08-18-2001: Message edited by: catcher1 ]

how about something like
"Bite On Egg Cure"
or
"Hook'em Egg Cure"
or
"Fish-on Egg Cure"
or
"Tasty Egg Cure"
just my suggestions good luck on the cure.

how about just
K&J`s Cure

Tough-N-Tasty Salmon Candy Cure

Bite-me egg cure
Bite-this egg cure or
South sound skein sauce.

Congrats Keith and James! I will give your contest a try Keith - maybe I can finish in the running like you did in my tips contest. Of course you knowd I have a difficult time staying serious for more than a few seconds at a time - so half or more of these will be just goofing around here. I will put an asterick by any decent entrys that could be usable. (BTW, both STS and Guides Choice are trade marks, thus can't be used). ...

RT's cure name candidates for Keith's and Jame's new egg cure naming contest:

- "The ANSWER - Northwest's Finest Egg Cure" * (that might get other egg cure company's dander up :)- so what? )

- "DYNAMITE Egg Cure - Blows Away The Competition" *

- "Killer Egg Cure - No, really, these chemicals will kill all the fish in any hole and you just scoop them off the surface" ... Naah (told ya I can't stay serious for long)

- "COLD COCK Egg Cure - Knocks the fish out" ... naaaaah ...

back to serious

- "BEYOND THE GUIDES, Egg Cure - Simply A Cut Above" *

- "SALMON BLAST - The Finest Salmon and Steelhead Egg Cure - You WILL have a blast!" *

- "BITE!, Egg Cure - Fish On!" *

- or "SURE BITE, Salmon/Steelhead Egg Cure" *

- "THEE SHEEYAT!!! Egg Cure - Try this crap and you won't be sorry!" ... naaaaaaaaah

- "CRACKER CURE - Not this great egg cure - it's you crackers that this stuff will cure" ... Naah, I don't think so But It would be cool to see it on store shevles

- Note: You can combine any of these names and slogans together from those candidates. And I can come up with some more later. *

Hey good luck guys. - Steve

[ 08-18-2001: Message edited by: RT 1 ]

Hey RT1 are you going to come up to fish the Skagit with Kid...Sauk(justin). The Skagit is loaded with humpy's.
Kid Sauk and I are going to try are luck this Monday at some Humpy's. And Hopefully I can go with you guys on Wednesday to Slay some fish.
Well hope to meat you.

Travis

:p

"Meat me" -Yikes! Good chance I will be up this coming Wed. &/or Thur. - or I have most of the following week if that doesn't work out. Fun! It will be nice to get the Kid into some other type of 'humping' for a change - know what I mean . Humpies can be fun to catch. Later - Steve

Yeah I hope to meat you!!!!!
At least if its ok with you.
I hope so.
Travis

:p


Late to bed early to rise fish like hell and make up lies!!!

[ 08-18-2001: Message edited by: catcher1 ]

RT,

Bud, you crack me up.. I almost fell out of my chair when I read some of those. These are good, all of them but I haven't had one jump out and get me yet!
Keep trying and I'll check in later
I just looked back at it again, CRACKER CURE, I just got up off the floor from laughing so hard. I really love this one.
Keith

[ 08-18-2001: Message edited by: stlhdr1 ]

I guess I'll give this contest a hook...
All "Egg"s can be replaced by "Fish"
Don't forget to mix and match what you want.

"Hardcore Egg Cure" - Made for the hardcore fisherman.

"Knockin' 'Em Dead Egg Cure" - It catches fish.

"The Catch"itis" Cure" - "CURES" all problems.

"Dupon Spinning Egg Cure" - Does more than just catch fish.

"More Fish Egg Cure" - What does the label say?

"Fish Plus Egg Cure" - Enhance your fish catch ratio.

"Northwest's Premier" - Developed and tested in the Northwest.

"'Nuff Said Egg Cure" - Self explanitory.

"Super Cure" - Cures more than just a cold.

"Age Old Egg Cure" - Our buisness has been around since 2001.

I will post some more later. Maybe.
Matt

"Sure Thing" Egg Cure

Grampa's "Sure Thing" Egg Cure

"Secret Sauce" Egg Cure

"Redhanded" Egg Cure

Finicky Fish Egg Cure

Red Devil Egg Cure

A-1 Egg Cure

Acme Egg Cure

Catch-all Egg Cure

All Hogs Egg Cure

THE BEST Egg Cure... "it's no yolk"

-N.

"Glo-Brite"

How about "Nookies"....Can't beat them off even with an ugly-stick.

[ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: FreeDrifter ]

Here are just a few more to play around with.
Same as before the "cure"s and "egg"s can be mixed around.

"5 Star Egg Cures"
"Maniac Curing"
"Maximum Carniage"
"Pefect Drift Cures"
"River Expert's Egg Cure"
"Egg Cure Specialists"
"Easy-Man's Cures"
"Red 'Ur Dead Egg Cure"
"Anti-CPR"
"BBQ Fishing Cures"
"Custom Cures"
"Homemade Egg Cure"
"Scientific Design"
"FFA" - Fish Farmers of America
"Crazy Curing"
"Curing Crazy"
"Baby Baits"
"Sweet Tooth Egg Cures"
"Easy Digest"
"Mad Man Cures"
"BONK" - This would be the sound of a fish getting knocked over the head.
"Head Shake Cures" - Tail Slappin' Good.
"Freezer Burnt Baits" - Not really of course.
"Salmonoid Egg Cures"
"Eagle View Cures"
"The Universal Cure"
"Know-All Cures"
"The Intensifier"
"Fool-Proof Egg Cure"
"Egg Curing For Dummies" - No, this is not a book.
"Beginners Luck" - It's not the luck it's the cure.
"Who Needs Corkies Cures"
"[Bleeeeep!] Happens Egg Cure" - Magically transforms eggs into bait!
"Hook-Set Baits" - Rod breaking good.
"Glow-In-The-Dark Bait Sold Here"
"No Joke Egg Cure" - Unlees you had to many beers.
"Mas Cerveza Porfavor Curing" - One to many beers.
"Steelheader's Cure"
"World-Record Fish Or Money Back Guarantee" - Will catch a record fish within lifetime or money back.
"Dream Egg Cures"

Matt

How about "gotcha" egg cure, Or northwest trophy tamer egg cure. The cure you have been fishing for.

Milky Magic Egg Cure
Mothers Milk Egg Cure

RipDatLip,

Your energy level is almost too much!

Give the old guys a chance…after all "they got the money"

I suggest using something that we old guys can relate to. After all, "we got the money!!!

Try using something like "Genesis Egg cure" or "Eggs from Genesis". This gets the old guys every time! And it worked for the Friends of the Cowlitz too!

Cowlitzfisherman

Is the taste of the bait worth the sting of the hook????

cure-brite
brite-glo
glo-brite
pro-glo
brite-redd

[ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: rainycity ]

Well, if you want names to trigger older folks to buy the product ya might as well use...

Viagra Egg Cure

OR

Hairclub for Men Egg Cure

LOL...Krome.

How bout'

"poachers paranoia"
"Captian Flog cure"
"First cast egg cure"
"Waters Edge egg cure"
"Cast one cure"
"basement brew"
"Glo Rite"
"Crowd Cure" Puts you in a league of your own! yeah, thats it...

Ready for a few more? How about... aah never mind, you old guys wouldn't understand. I'll keep my ideas to myself. I was just trying to help Keith out.

"Wrinkle-Less" - No, I'm talking about the eggs.
"Wrinkled" - That might apply to some other eggs.
"Shriveled" - Much more appropriately named.
"Names-Gone-Bad" - Now airing on Fox Network.
"Hosts" - All you Cowlitz.

I'm just playing with you. No hard feelings. KB, you did leave one out. "Rogaine Egg Cure" All of us young bucks come up with the good ideas. might as well leave it to someone with creativity. :p

"Microsoft" - That's one word to be feared.
"SWWA Technique"
"Power Pack" - Comes with a punch.
"None-The-Less" - Most people don't understand metaphors.
"Hard Head" - Same as above.
"Heifer" - Might want to give this one some thought. J/K
"Fish Feast" - Why wouldn't this work?
"OFF" - The anti fish-catching egg cure.
"No-Glo" - Just be original.
"T.I.H.P." - Stands for Tested In Hatchery Pens.
"Crumb Bumb"
"All-For-ME, None-For-YOU"
"Secret" – Not a deodorant.
"Curing Magician" – Right up there with David Copperfield.
"Atlantis"
"Old-Timer" – That one’s for you Cowlitz.
"Tuff Enough"
"Mouth Melting"

Matt

Man you can come up with a lot of ideas Rip. Some are just plain funny, but hey some are pretty clever. I just can't think of any serious ones fast enough to keep up with you guys. Sheesh!

Well so many good ones, I will have to have james take a look at these and more if you can! Matt, you have some good ones, and there are a lot of good ones. Keep trying.
Keith Archer

Geez, RDL covered every possible cure name candidates? Maybe not. Been up since 3 am Keith, fishing the ocean with friends out of Ilwaco - EZ limit. Hey, how about "EZ Limit Egg Cure"? I'm rummy tired but I will give it a brief shot, more likely decent ones tomorrow. I get kinda sill when I toast tired! ...

- "EZ Limit Egg Cure"

- "CHOMP Cure"

- "END OF THE LINE, Finest Egg Cure" - Hey, not bad! Eggs on the end of the line means end of the line for the fish.

- "DOUGHBALL HELPER, Do You Need The Cure?"

- "SMACK", Talk it and Walk it Egg Cure.

- "BASSHOLE AID" - For fishing Kings from 'Bass Cracker' brand boats

- "BOBBER DOWN, Fish On Egg Cure"

- "ECHELON, Premium Egg Cure" or "Foremost Egg Cure" (this is a good one!)

- "***** EGG CURE, All the rest are rats asses!"

- "KILLER EGG CURE, No more stinking spinners!"

- "HEEEEEEEEEY!, try this man" (getting more rummy)

- "CHUCK & SUCK Egg Cure - the fish can not refuse it"

- "SLAM BAM THANK YOU SAM(ON)" Egg Cure

- "Hole in One Egg Cure"

- "POACHEREgg Cure - It's That Good!" Try our 'poached' eggs!

- "CHEM BLEM, Egg Cure" naah, that's the Kid's cure

- "PAP CURE" I have no idea.

- "RAP SMEAR Egg Cure", spread the word

- "The FINAL ANSWER, World's Best Egg Cure" .... hmmm, not bad

- "OUT FISH RT!!!, It's that good of egg cure" Now that rocks!

More tomorrow?

No really guys, how many ideas do I have to post? I wasn't born a comedian ya know. Or was I? That's a thought you can roll around in the back of your mind along with these names.

"River Raging"
"Red-Neck"
"Green Peace" - How much of this stuff would you sell?
"HOOK" - The Fish won't know it's there.
"'Nook Candy"
"Metal Magnet"
"ALPO4" - Not Dog Food. I'm not sure fish would eat aluminum phosphate.
"Abracadabra" - Just reaches out and grabs ya.
"High-Tech"
"Bannana Whooper" - You still superstitious?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
"Da nam uv tis perduct dusn't mattur 'cuz itell cach feesh." - Made For the True Redneck!

"Matt" - I'll Be Back.

Whoa guys, I'm impressed!! Sorry it took so long to respond, but I've been busy in the back room sniffing too many of these chemicals. There for a while it was hard to remember what planet I was on.

I like what I see from everyone that has replied. I'll I can say is keep 'em coming!! The more the better. RT and RDL, you guys had me laughing so hard, I damn near drooled all over my keyboard. But on a serious note, there were some potential winners, but Keith and I are still looking for the ultimate name. Hopefully just like the cure itself. But hey, if the cure sucks, at least the name will be good.

Thanks,
James

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Where on earth did that "signature" come from?? Last time I checked, I didn't have one. A day early, a dollar richer..... Yeah my a**!!!

And no, the cure won't "suck".

James

KJ`s
Kure-Jel

Heres one " Northwest Premier" The only cure field test proven to catch more fish.

Just a few more to ponder on...

"Muscle" - Who needs it when you have this cure?
"NW Premier"
"Candy Man"
"Milk Man Done It Again" - RT, I think this one is right up ther with "Who's Your Daddy?" I'm just saying I think this would be a good name. Wouldn't you agree?
"Finesse Egg Cure" - Silky as a woman's hair.
"Backtrolling's Best"
"Backbouncing's Best"
"Sagging Sacks" -
"Fish Paraphernalia" - So good you'll get arrested.
"Dude, Where's My Rod" - Home Video.
"Instinct" - Are you a compulsive fisherman?
"Hot Air"
"Fun In The Sun" - Catch fish anywhere, anytime.
"Drifter's Favorite" - The best cure available.
"Lonesome" - Why stock anything else on your self?
"Fished-Out" - This cure already caught all the fish in the river.
"Cute" - Something a woman would say.
"Humor-Me" - Why lower your catch standards?
"H.N.H." - (Hot 'N Handy), Proven to work on salmon and steelhead.
"Good 2 Go" - Don't forget it at home!
"New Standards" - Why settle for less?
"Excuse To Get Out Of The House" - Has the woman became annoying? We know how you feel.
"Heartbreakin'" - D*mn line!
"Pointless" - Why go catch another fish?
"The Edge Egg Cure" - Cuts the competition in half.
"Razor Sharp" - Hooks that is.
"The *** *** ***" - What could be better. (Words edited for younger viewers).
"Big Chief" - Need little wife.
"Outback" - Where anything goes.
"City-Slickers" - They don't and won't know the difference.
"Broken Rod Egg Cure" - Buy a better rod.
"Oberto Beef Jerkey" - Computers can't cure eggs.
"B.A.S.S.S. Egg Cures" - (Bad *ss Aalmon & Steelhead Slayers).
"Poison" - Only to the fish.
"Nut Cracker" - The fish just love it.
"S.A.F.E." - (Stupid *ss Fisherman Enlightenment), They have to learn sometime.
"Packing Heat" - Think what you want, but this stuff is good.
"Punch 'O Lightning"
"OXE" - Works harder than the average cure.
"Nudists" - Now that I got your attention...
"Bait Busters" - Use only top quality cures.
"Cold Cocked" - Knocks the competition out.
"F.A.T." - (Fast Acting Tylenol), The fish won't know what hit 'em.
"P.H.A.T." - (People Harrassing Archer & Trill), for their recipe.
"C.I.A." - (Cures Immiediatley Available).
"F.B.I." - (Finest Baits Inc.)
"I.R.S." - (Incredibly Real Skiens)
"Rebound Baits"
"Kluster Buster" - All it takes is one egg!
"Dumbo" - Fly above the competition.
"Quality Care" - Simply the finest.

Matt

PS. Sorry if I didn't spell your name correctly James.

Wow, there are so many it will take a year to sort through all the good ones. I've seen a couple that I really like so I will have to sit down with james and sort some out. I'd imagine we will pick the winner at the end of the week!
Keith

Sagging sacks, gotta love that one! LOL!!

Wow, most of the good ideas are already out there. Heres's what I've got:

Flav-R Saver
Flavor Pac
Bent Rod Cures
Bright Bite Cure
Hog Bait

"Columbia river Cure" tested and proved on the famous columbia river.

"Lucky Strike pro cure"

"Guide model cure" guides know that to catch fish they need to be in the wright place at the right time with the wright cure. Thats why we're the number 1 choice of all fisherman everywhere.

How about like what your original post implies,,,,,`Brilliant Red`
and I want my initials on the label..

Ok give me one chance also.

"K&J's CURE ALL" Fix your fishing blues.

O.K. I'll too.

1- One Dagum good Egg Cure
2- The Reel Egg Cure
3- Nortwest Finest Egg cure
4- My Basement Egg Cure
(Basement Made Bathtub Tested)

......................Os

Maybe just a few more...

"BAIT 'N ATEr"
"Geizer Potion" - All for you Cowlitz. J/K.
"PRO-Claim"
"Nectar" - Fills the fish's sweet tooth.
"Cavity" - Fish can't resist the cure.
"Duce" - One fish for every cast.
"*ssholes Revenge" - Not for human consumption.
"Better Butter" - Say that ten times fast!


Matt

Alright K&J, my head is a little more awake tonight, so here are some you better jump on quick before someone else registers a product brand copyright on them . ...

- "FATAL ATTRACTION , Deadliest Egg Cure" - 'The fish's last mistake' (gonna be hard to better that one)

- "MC HAMMER" Egg Cure (that's the name of my custom cure - it's short for My Cure Hammers fish - and you are welcome to it, but I figure the entertainer has it copyrighted?) Or you could just use "HAMMER" or "HAMMER TIME" or "HAMMER THIS" or that .

- "MAGIC DUST", 'Thee Fishermen's Must' Egg Cure

- "HARD ON" Egg Cure - it's that good ... nah

- "HOME RUN, Egg Cure - 'Pitch this!'

..... be right back

. . . ----- EDIT -----

..... back after a little ice cream and snooze ... don't know if that will help any.

- "NEW TITANIUM SALMON EGG CURE" - Geez, it sells everything else

- "Pretty In Pink" Egg Cure. ... Not! Sounds gay. I should have napped longer.

- "New & Improved Original Egg Cure"

- "Hogs Tooth Egg Cure"

- "Psst. Hey meester. Buy this powder and I'll show you my seester" ... Sorry Keith - jk, couldn't resist.

Crap, I can't get serious right now. Let me go slap myself around a little bit. ..... OK, let's get after it.

- "ARTIST , State of the Art Egg Cure"

- "NO MORE BUTT SNAGGIN, Awesome Egg Cure" ... Geeeeeeeez, this is like 'out takes & bloopers' - I can't stay friggin serious.

- "F.A.R.T. , Finest Attracting Red Tint, Egg Cure" - hmmmm

- "FLOSS NO LONGER, Killer Egg Cure" - Fish will eat this cure faster than you'd eat Cindy Crawford!

- "Oh Mandy, you came and you ....." , Screw it, I might try some more later. But FATAL ATTRACTION will be tough to beat, IMHO.

Steve

--------------

Hey catcher1, I haven't heard back about this week from the Kid. There is a big rain storm forecast starting Wednesday thru Thursday, the only days I have off this week, and my Bronco rings are blown in #8 and #5 cylinders, needing an engine rebuild dang it.

[ 08-21-2001: Message edited by: RT 1 ]

[ 08-21-2001: Message edited by: RT 1 ]

Hey RT have you talked to Kid..Sauk lately?
Are you still planing on going fishing with him on Thursday?

FISH ON!!!

Definately a lot of good ones out there. Here are a few off the top of my head.

"Slammin Salmon"
"Super Spawn"
"Salmon Candy"
"Whoop Ass"
"Duro Cure"
"Northwest blend pro signature series"
"Guide Grade"

Here are a few that I have thought about since my last ones.

"Fish On" Egg Cure

"Perfect Drift" Egg Cure or Salmon Cure

"Devil Cure" Hot enough to sooth any of your fishing needs!!!

"Devilishly Delightfully Egg Cure"

"Eazy Limits EGG CURE"
Easy

"Lazy Man Egg Cure" Sprinkle it on and your done!

"wish4fish Egg Cure"

"Hit It Egg Cure"

"Limit Out Egg Cure"

"Beyond the Limits Egg Cure"

"HARD CORE SALMON EGG CURE"

"#1 EGG CURE"

"Go Get Um Egg Cure"

"Bobber Down Egg Cure"

Hope you like what I have.(and you can alter the way the name is that I have if it sounds better)

FISH ON!!!

:p

RT1 Kid Sauk is hard to get a hold of. I have tried calling 5 times a day to get a hold of him but his little answering machine picks up. Maybe the number I am using is the one he never uses.
Well have a good one, and great names!

[ 08-21-2001: Message edited by: catcher1 ]

Try something really different like:

"Devil eggs" Cure"….The devil made us do it!

"Hotter then Hell" Egg Cure…Fish will sell their soles for it!

"Armageddon's" Egg Cure… It will be their last battle that they will fight!

"Lucifer's Choice" Egg Cure… They will sell their soles for a taste of it! Or the devil made us do it!

"TNT" Egg Cure….It will blow them right out of the water!

"Poachers Choice" Egg Cure… the results may be so good that it may become illegal!

"Dooms Day" Egg Cure… there simply will be no defense against its use!

"SIN" Egg Cure…They just won't be able to resist the temptation!

"Virgin" Egg Cure…once they've tasted it, they yours!

"Jail Bait" Egg Cure… It just looks to good to be legall!


Cowlitzfisherman

Is the taste of the bait worth the sting of the hook????

Nacho Momma's Egg Cure

Hoosier Daddy's Egg Cure

"151"

Afro-sheen

Dingdangwallwallabingbang Egg Cure

Redneck's Egg Cure - don't forget to add the surgeon general's warning label. You might want to watch the % of alcohol content, or you might add some meth to it.

Fish Cocaine Egg Cure

"K&J's '200 Proof' Smokin'Hot Egg Cure"

You can e-mail me for my mailing address so you can send me the cure......

How about,
"Skukum Brand" Cure or
"Uncle Milt's" Expert Extra Special".

Just plain and simple, boys:

Ultimate Egg Cure

-N.

NO, NO, NO,
Like I said before,In the begining.
South Sound Skien Sauce
South Sound Skein Sauce
South Sound Skien Sauce&
South Sound Skein Sauce period


EGGY

Here is a few more...

“Meat Mix”
“Wonder Wizard”
“Professional Aid Egg Cure” – When in need, go with what works.
“Fish Warlord”
“Pure Cure” – No added junk.
“Red Fury” – Turns the fish on.
“Platinum Egg Cure” – Highest quality cure available.
“Diamond In The Ruff” – Don’t know how good it is until you try it.
“Mikes Hard Lemonade” – What you’ll need after using the competitor’s cure.
“Brown Noser”
“GIMP” – This cure will give you the “leg-up” on the competition.
“Double Trouble Cure” – The fish are in for a long day.
“#X Egg Cure” – Replace “#” with how many times your cure out fishes the competitors.
“1 Man Crew” – That’s all you’ll need to limit the boat.
“Handy Helper” – Spices up your salmon eggs.
“3rd Arm” – The cure assists you in EVERY way.
“Magician’s Magic”
“Double Stack” – Gives you twice as much.
“World’s 8th Wonder” – Why does it catch so many fish?
“Wonder-Cure”
“Egg-IT”
“Miraculous”
“Done Deal” – The fish catching cure.
“Cure-Me”
“What’s In The Paper Bag?” – This new egg cure from James & Keith.
“New Beginnings” – Haven’t fished the best until now.
“Dirt” – What your competitors eat.
“Stellar Egg Cures” – Not just one notch above.
“Pro-Man’s Cures”
“Golden Pro Egg Cure” – proven by professional guides.
“Charter King” – What the “REEL” men use.
“No-Hype Egg Cure” – Simply the best.
“Pro-Guides Choice” – This is what they use.
“Opinions Suck” – Unless you use this cure.
“Heart Attack Egg Cure” – Fish hit so hard it might kill you!
“Cancerous” – The cure that grows on you.
“Pro’s Ace” – Can’t go wrong with this in your hand.
“Hide The Guide”
“Fish’s Egg Cure”
“Salmon Snacks” – Mmmmm. Just so tasty.
“Cow-Letz Cure”
“Genius Egg Cure”
“Cure-Boys Best”
“Cupid’s Cure” – So good you’ll fall in love with it.
“Horny Old Devil” – Cure more than just eggs.
“Fish Mix” – Special Formula.
“Eve” – It’s deceitful how good it works.
“Glo-Brite, Glo-Right, First Cure That Worked Tonight, I’m Glad It Did, Because My Line Is TIGHT”
“No-Fuss, No-Cuss” – Now with the new harder to open lid.
“Excite”
“Plunker’s Heaven”
“Spin ‘N Glos’s Bro’s”
“Special Secret”
“Kork-It”
“Clown-Brown Natural”
“Leechy Egg Cure” – Better than the next best thing.
“Your Fired” – I just always wanted to say that.
“Rock Powder”

Matt

I think best after mid-night. Sometimes. ...

I'll brainstorm a little more. I will think of some single names also - they may stand out and be easier to remember? You guys add the "Egg Cure", to cut down on my typing. ...

- QUEST- By Far The Best

- DESTINY (or RIVER DESTINY or PERFECT DESTINY - ooooh, pretty good)

- FINALLY - 'Your search is over' or 'The best is here'

- SWALLOW (or *** SWALLOWS )

- ASS KICK

- EXTREME

- TROPHY

- SURE SKUNK ... I don't think so

- The KING

- RIVER KING Egg Cure (oops, you were going to add 'egg cure')

- WILD RIVER

- GOLD RIVER

- DIAMOND RIVER

- RIVER PROS (you could add some 'catchy prose' on the package)

- NO PLUGS NEEDED

- HOT SPRINGS (eh?)

- SCRATCH N SNIFF , (or BATCH N SNIFF or just SNIFF)

- UPPER ECHELON

- TOP GUN

- CALL OF THE NORTH

- MAJESTY (or MAJESTIC)

- UNLOCKJAW

- LOCKJAW CROWBAR , or CURE LOCKJAW

- DOMINATE , or DOMINATOR

- MILKY WAY

- HEAVY WEINER , oh wait, that's the name of the rock band 'Fly and I are forming - 'fits right in' these days, eh?

- SAGE (need permission from the rod company?)

- OSPREY or EAGLE (you don't need permission from Os)

- BROWN BEAR (or GRIZZLY BEAR or POLAR BEAR)

- RAGE

- THROAT

- GOLD (or GEM)

- PERFECTION , (need permission from Maxima?) Or how about DEFINITE PERFECTION or CURE PERFECTION or PURE PERFECTION

- GLO FORTH & MULTIPLY

I think I'll go try that right now. - RT

Edit: I've decided to run in and copyright some of my cure name ideas - just in case. ... naah

[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: RT 1 ]

Okay, last GOOD idea..
"Brilliance"

Red Dawn Egg Cure

BONER Cure - Bring a bend back to your rod.

Gladiator Cure or Gladiacure -"The fish you catch in life, echoes with you in eternity."

Peter Cure

Ebonicure - Then you could wear an afro wig, or get Gary Coleman to wear an afro wig, for the marketing.

Bob - you crack me up.

[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Pro-Cure ]

[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: HEY_YALL Watch This ]

I do love all of the posts that are on here and so far james and I have narrowed it down to 10. We'll POST the WINNER on MONDAY. Keep them coming!!
Keith

Plagiarize the drug companies; they make lots of money!!!

ViEggRa... "Turns fish on", or "It's hard to beat".

EggsLax... "For those days when you're feeling fishless".

Preparation E... "One bad-a$$ cure".

EggCure for Men... "And the women who want to fish like them".

KJ Yelly... "The pro's choice".

Trojan-Eggz... "Increase your fishing pleasure".

ProSac... "Thousands of happy fishermen can't be wrong".

I'm out of ideas, I've gone through my medicine cabinet

Just a few more to add to this quality list of collective brainstorming. It's amazing what can happen when we work together.

"Ravenous egg cure"
"Salmon/Steelhead Treat"
"The masters blend"
"The masters secret"
"Silent Bobs Secret"
"Avid egg cure"
"Legends egg cure"
"Action egg cure"

Hey K & J. Been sick as a dog lately but I'm starting to feel better.

How about SLT "Something like that" or...

Nunya

"KJ's or JK's Pro-Brite Cure"
"Tight Drag Egg Cure"
"Steely Special"
"Large(r) Ruler"
"West's Best"
"Clinch"
"Sim-Pul Egg Cure"
"Egg Maker"
"Out-Perform"
"Good Ol' Cure"
"Light-Bright"
"Sure Cure"

Matt

Oh boy, my nightly game of 'name that cure'. It's fun. Gonna miss this thread when it's gone. Maybe we can have a thread naming other things; like guide services, tackle shops, and maybe even improved names for crackers and doughball fishermen? Anyway, you add the 'Egg Cure' part again. ...

- PRO SACK ... (I feel like the guy who bids one more dollar than the previous bidder on Bob Barker's "The Price Is Right' game show, for expounding on Cedar's ProSac candidate. Too bad, I like my version better. But I like other ones better than either though).

- BONZAI

- STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

- OLFACTORY DIRECT

- DOUBLE HEADER , Better and Redder

- EGGS OF WRATH

- VICEROY - "Smells Like Victory"

- PLANTER'S CHOICE

- BACON & EGGS for Salmon & Steelhead

- NIGHT TRAIN

- SONG OF THE NORTH

- SEDUCTION (Seducer is copyrighted)

- CHEMRIGHT

- ORAL HEX ... or ORAL FLEX ... or ORAL DECKS ... or ORAL SECTS ... (Oral Hex is a good candidate!)

- EGG SLICK .... or EGG LICK

- TONGUE LASH

- WRIST SNAP ... cool

- SORE ELBOW ... or SORE BACK - The cure for snagging

- SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE

- MARVEL

- RECKONING ... or DAY OF RECKONING

- VENGENCE ... or REVENGE ... (good ones) or how about 'REVENGE OF THE CRACKERS' or 'CRACKER'S REVENGE'

- DOGDAY AFTERCOON ... who's coonin 'em

- GOURMET'



[ 08-24-2001: Message edited by: RT 1 ]

“Kome-Home Kure”
“Kure Kandy”
“Wild Man Egg Cure”
“Professor”
“Technique Egg Cure”
“Egg Buddy”
“DR. Egg Cure”
“Thorax Borax”
“Oxymoron”
“Dictate Bait”
“Dominate Bait”
“Alienate”
“Egg O’ Keg”
“Dead Sled Egg Cure”
“Outpace”
“Egg Knack Cure”
“Slay Holiday”
“Egg Pharmacon”
“Egg Antidote”
“Magic Elixir”
“Tooth Proof”
“Redneck Fever”
“Hillbilly Best”

Matt - Have fun guys.

[ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: RipDatLip ]

Well guys, james and I have narrowed it down to five finalists. Although its not too late to submit a few others For those who have any last minute ideas, keep them coming! We'll pick the winner monday!
Keith

It's late Tuesday night now and you have left us hanging in suspense you guys. Please list your 5 finalists and winner for us soon so we can all sleep again. Thank you.
Slime

Sorry guys, I've been so damn busy with fishing the last two days, that I had forgot to announce the winner, so I'll have james get on the board tonight and announce it!! It will be up by tomorrow morning!
Keith

Sorry guys, but there's been a slight delay in picking the contest winner. I know Keith had posted I would have a winner picked out this evening, however, I've been extremely busy trying to work out a few other details concerning this egg cure company. Keith also has been rather busy entertaining an old friend visiting in from South Carolina; ya know, fishing, golf, scouting for elk, that sort of thing. So as of right now, we do not have a winner. But on a brighter note we do have it narrowed down to a few finalists.

Keith and I very much appreciate all the great (and humorous) ideas up to this point. It might be another day or two (Saturday at the latest, we promise!!!) before the finalist is chosen. If any of you have any other names you'd like to enter in, let's hear 'em. It's never too late!

Oh by the way, RipDatLip..... How many Red Bulls do you drink per day???

Thanks for your patience guys,

James

Yo here is da few names I got
1. Rockin it up egg cure ( almost as good as the flake)
2. I don't think ya wer suposed to snort that gack egg cure
3. Yo you da man or da cook egg cure
4. And fo all you rednecks Bathtub billy bobs cure, almost as good as his meth.
Da Dog, Out

Since you guys changed the deadline and now are accepting more candidates, I will try to think of some more. But with this change I will also remove one of my candidates to use for my own egg cure, I will come out with next fall, "FATAL ATTRACTION" RT's upcoming egg cure. ...

For some more ideas guys:

- APHRODESIAC, The Cure That Turns FISH ON!

- "POWDER KEG" Egg Cure

- SMASH HIT Egg Cure

- PURPLE HAZE Egg Cure (if the dye looks dark purple when dry)

- FALL HAUL Egg Cure

- STRIKE Egg Cure

- FILET SHOW Egg Cure (Now there's a good one! I think this will sell - it has a nice 'ring' to it. Subliminal advertising built right into the name! )

- ATTACK Egg Cure

- VENGENCE Egg Cure (good one - that sounds like one I maybe already thought of?)

- RED HOT Egg Cure

- HOT MIX Egg Cure

- KING OF CURES

- ROCK ON Egg Cure

- Barry Manilow's Best Naaah

- Rod Bend Egg Cure

- APHRODITE Egg Cure!

- APPOCOLYPSE NOW Egg Cure

- WHITEWATER Egg Cure

- FROGWATER Egg Cure (easy to remember and is deadly for Kings in tidewater)?

Steve Hanson (RT)

[ 08-30-2001: Message edited by: RT 1 ]

Actually James, I'm not even of legal drinking age.

Matt

There is only one name you should put on your egg cure. Lay it on the line and put your eggs in one basket.

"Keith and James Egg Cure"

Proudly put your name on it and you can stand behind your product.

"The Cure"
Ironhead Munchies

More:

- MASTER'S DEGREE Egg Cure (good one!)

- FEEDERS DIGEST Egg Cure

- "Just Get Out of The Way" Egg Cure

- STAND BACK Egg Cure

- ROCKET SCIENCE Egg Cure - "The rocket red rocks" (pretty good!)

- GUIDE'S WORST NIGHTMARE Egg Cure

- TOO MANY EGGS, Cure - "Because it catches so many fish"

- EARLY DAWN Egg Cure

- PERISH Egg Cure

- SMACK Egg Cure (include warning or some dumb doughball will shoot the stuff into his veins)

- NORTHWEST BEST Egg Cure

- FEAR THIS Egg Cure!

RT

Just a few more:

- K&J's Killer Cure

- K&J's WonderCure (you got the fishing bug, we got the cure)

- K&J's Cure-All

- K&J Premium egg Cure (notice a trend starting here? )

- FireCure: The northwest's HOTTEST salmon
egg cure

- K&J's Coho Candy egg Cure (Saawweeeeeet!)

- K&J's Dairy style salmon egg Cure: Milk's like nothin' you ever seen!