RipDatLip,

Your energy level is almost too much!

Give the old guys a chance…after all "they got the money"

I suggest using something that we old guys can relate to. After all, "we got the money!!!

Try using something like "Genesis Egg cure" or "Eggs from Genesis". This gets the old guys every time! And it worked for the Friends of the Cowlitz too!

Cowlitzfisherman

Is the taste of the bait worth the sting of the hook????

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[ 08-19-2001: Message edited by: rainycity ]

Well, if you want names to trigger older folks to buy the product ya might as well use...

Viagra Egg Cure

OR

Hairclub for Men Egg Cure

LOL...Krome.

How bout'

"poachers paranoia"
"Captian Flog cure"
"First cast egg cure"
"Waters Edge egg cure"
"Cast one cure"
"basement brew"
"Glo Rite"
"Crowd Cure" Puts you in a league of your own! yeah, thats it...

Ready for a few more? How about... aah never mind, you old guys wouldn't understand. I'll keep my ideas to myself. I was just trying to help Keith out.

"Wrinkle-Less" - No, I'm talking about the eggs.
"Wrinkled" - That might apply to some other eggs.
"Shriveled" - Much more appropriately named.
"Names-Gone-Bad" - Now airing on Fox Network.
"Hosts" - All you Cowlitz.

I'm just playing with you. No hard feelings. KB, you did leave one out. "Rogaine Egg Cure" All of us young bucks come up with the good ideas. might as well leave it to someone with creativity. :p

"Microsoft" - That's one word to be feared.
"SWWA Technique"
"Power Pack" - Comes with a punch.
"None-The-Less" - Most people don't understand metaphors.
"Hard Head" - Same as above.
"Heifer" - Might want to give this one some thought. J/K
"Fish Feast" - Why wouldn't this work?
"OFF" - The anti fish-catching egg cure.
"No-Glo" - Just be original.
"T.I.H.P." - Stands for Tested In Hatchery Pens.
"Crumb Bumb"
"All-For-ME, None-For-YOU"
"Secret" – Not a deodorant.
"Curing Magician" – Right up there with David Copperfield.
"Atlantis"
"Old-Timer" – That one’s for you Cowlitz.
"Tuff Enough"
"Mouth Melting"

Matt

Man you can come up with a lot of ideas Rip. Some are just plain funny, but hey some are pretty clever. I just can't think of any serious ones fast enough to keep up with you guys. Sheesh!

Well so many good ones, I will have to have james take a look at these and more if you can! Matt, you have some good ones, and there are a lot of good ones. Keep trying.
Keith Archer

Geez, RDL covered every possible cure name candidates? Maybe not. Been up since 3 am Keith, fishing the ocean with friends out of Ilwaco - EZ limit. Hey, how about "EZ Limit Egg Cure"? I'm rummy tired but I will give it a brief shot, more likely decent ones tomorrow. I get kinda sill when I toast tired! ...

- "EZ Limit Egg Cure"

- "CHOMP Cure"

- "END OF THE LINE, Finest Egg Cure" - Hey, not bad! Eggs on the end of the line means end of the line for the fish.

- "DOUGHBALL HELPER, Do You Need The Cure?"

- "SMACK", Talk it and Walk it Egg Cure.

- "BASSHOLE AID" - For fishing Kings from 'Bass Cracker' brand boats

- "BOBBER DOWN, Fish On Egg Cure"

- "ECHELON, Premium Egg Cure" or "Foremost Egg Cure" (this is a good one!)

- "***** EGG CURE, All the rest are rats asses!"

- "KILLER EGG CURE, No more stinking spinners!"

- "HEEEEEEEEEY!, try this man" (getting more rummy)

- "CHUCK & SUCK Egg Cure - the fish can not refuse it"

- "SLAM BAM THANK YOU SAM(ON)" Egg Cure

- "Hole in One Egg Cure"

- "POACHEREgg Cure - It's That Good!" Try our 'poached' eggs!

- "CHEM BLEM, Egg Cure" naah, that's the Kid's cure

- "PAP CURE" I have no idea.

- "RAP SMEAR Egg Cure", spread the word

- "The FINAL ANSWER, World's Best Egg Cure" .... hmmm, not bad

- "OUT FISH RT!!!, It's that good of egg cure" Now that rocks!

More tomorrow?

No really guys, how many ideas do I have to post? I wasn't born a comedian ya know. Or was I? That's a thought you can roll around in the back of your mind along with these names.

"River Raging"
"Red-Neck"
"Green Peace" - How much of this stuff would you sell?
"HOOK" - The Fish won't know it's there.
"'Nook Candy"
"Metal Magnet"
"ALPO4" - Not Dog Food. I'm not sure fish would eat aluminum phosphate.
"Abracadabra" - Just reaches out and grabs ya.
"High-Tech"
"Bannana Whooper" - You still superstitious?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
"Da nam uv tis perduct dusn't mattur 'cuz itell cach feesh." - Made For the True Redneck!

"Matt" - I'll Be Back.

Whoa guys, I'm impressed!! Sorry it took so long to respond, but I've been busy in the back room sniffing too many of these chemicals. There for a while it was hard to remember what planet I was on.

I like what I see from everyone that has replied. I'll I can say is keep 'em coming!! The more the better. RT and RDL, you guys had me laughing so hard, I damn near drooled all over my keyboard. But on a serious note, there were some potential winners, but Keith and I are still looking for the ultimate name. Hopefully just like the cure itself. But hey, if the cure sucks, at least the name will be good.

Thanks,
James

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Where on earth did that "signature" come from?? Last time I checked, I didn't have one. A day early, a dollar richer..... Yeah my a**!!!

And no, the cure won't "suck".

James

KJ`s
Kure-Jel

Heres one " Northwest Premier" The only cure field test proven to catch more fish.

Just a few more to ponder on...

"Muscle" - Who needs it when you have this cure?
"NW Premier"
"Candy Man"
"Milk Man Done It Again" - RT, I think this one is right up ther with "Who's Your Daddy?" I'm just saying I think this would be a good name. Wouldn't you agree?
"Finesse Egg Cure" - Silky as a woman's hair.
"Backtrolling's Best"
"Backbouncing's Best"
"Sagging Sacks" -
"Fish Paraphernalia" - So good you'll get arrested.
"Dude, Where's My Rod" - Home Video.
"Instinct" - Are you a compulsive fisherman?
"Hot Air"
"Fun In The Sun" - Catch fish anywhere, anytime.
"Drifter's Favorite" - The best cure available.
"Lonesome" - Why stock anything else on your self?
"Fished-Out" - This cure already caught all the fish in the river.
"Cute" - Something a woman would say.
"Humor-Me" - Why lower your catch standards?
"H.N.H." - (Hot 'N Handy), Proven to work on salmon and steelhead.
"Good 2 Go" - Don't forget it at home!
"New Standards" - Why settle for less?
"Excuse To Get Out Of The House" - Has the woman became annoying? We know how you feel.
"Heartbreakin'" - D*mn line!
"Pointless" - Why go catch another fish?
"The Edge Egg Cure" - Cuts the competition in half.
"Razor Sharp" - Hooks that is.
"The *** *** ***" - What could be better. (Words edited for younger viewers).
"Big Chief" - Need little wife.
"Outback" - Where anything goes.
"City-Slickers" - They don't and won't know the difference.
"Broken Rod Egg Cure" - Buy a better rod.
"Oberto Beef Jerkey" - Computers can't cure eggs.
"B.A.S.S.S. Egg Cures" - (Bad *ss Aalmon & Steelhead Slayers).
"Poison" - Only to the fish.
"Nut Cracker" - The fish just love it.
"S.A.F.E." - (Stupid *ss Fisherman Enlightenment), They have to learn sometime.
"Packing Heat" - Think what you want, but this stuff is good.
"Punch 'O Lightning"
"OXE" - Works harder than the average cure.
"Nudists" - Now that I got your attention...
"Bait Busters" - Use only top quality cures.
"Cold Cocked" - Knocks the competition out.
"F.A.T." - (Fast Acting Tylenol), The fish won't know what hit 'em.
"P.H.A.T." - (People Harrassing Archer & Trill), for their recipe.
"C.I.A." - (Cures Immiediatley Available).
"F.B.I." - (Finest Baits Inc.)
"I.R.S." - (Incredibly Real Skiens)
"Rebound Baits"
"Kluster Buster" - All it takes is one egg!
"Dumbo" - Fly above the competition.
"Quality Care" - Simply the finest.

Matt

PS. Sorry if I didn't spell your name correctly James.

Wow, there are so many it will take a year to sort through all the good ones. I've seen a couple that I really like so I will have to sit down with james and sort some out. I'd imagine we will pick the winner at the end of the week!
Keith

Sagging sacks, gotta love that one! LOL!!

Wow, most of the good ideas are already out there. Heres's what I've got:

Flav-R Saver
Flavor Pac
Bent Rod Cures
Bright Bite Cure
Hog Bait

"Columbia river Cure" tested and proved on the famous columbia river.

"Lucky Strike pro cure"

"Guide model cure" guides know that to catch fish they need to be in the wright place at the right time with the wright cure. Thats why we're the number 1 choice of all fisherman everywhere.

How about like what your original post implies,,,,,`Brilliant Red`
and I want my initials on the label..

Ok give me one chance also.

"K&J's CURE ALL" Fix your fishing blues.