17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX

17 - You don't have to sneak your Fishing magazines into the house.
16 - If you are having trouble with Fishing, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
15 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
14 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
13 - Your Fishing partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've Fished with.
12 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total str***er.
11 - When you see a really good Fisher person, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
10 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
9 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
8 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
7 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
6 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
5 - There is no such thing as a Fishing-transmitted disease.
4 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.
3 - Nobody expects you to promise to Fish with just one partner for the rest of your life.
2 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in the game.
1 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of Fishing.

Good luck and tight lines, Jeff

Fishing IS a transmitted disease

Bob D

AND your wife doen't raise her eyebrows when you come home smelling like fish.

TOO FUNNY!!!!

When you want to release your fish, no lawyers are needed.

It's also less expensive, less painful, and doesn't require surgery when you break your rod while fishing..

Good one.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE
P.S. You can catch and release with out being
called a gigolo.What's funny is it's still your rod and you can wash it as fast as you want.If need be.

Most guys can get a straight rod for fishing.

You can brag about lasting 12 hours, instead of 5 minutes

With fishing, 39 times in one day is a possibility, not just a dream.

What about #14? Pictures of buttcracks or kneepads could cause some embarassment to family and friends and fishin partners :p !

Cove RV Park & Tackle Prostaff(1)
Always FishOn!
Gooose

If your single there is no debate on catch and release. :p

Right on AuntyM

---Doesn't matter how many times a day you use your rod it still stays... well you know!

Its cheaper...

It`s about the only time a woman might appreciate a bent rod.

Everyone on the river alway's notices the guy with the two-handed spey rod!

After 18 years of marriage, it's always nice to fish a new Body of water without feeling guilty!!!!

AunytM, I can tell your're a true Shelton native

Fishhead5

You don't have to cuddle after your'e done fishing.

You can smoke while you fish.

There's no guilt in moving to another hole if your's isn't producing.

You buy rubbers based on your shoe size.

You don't have to hide the fact that you have a noodle rod.

NOBODY SEZ YOUR FISHIN HOLE IS TOO BIG, BIG, BIG.