Women don't need batteries to fish alone!

This thread is for LOL for sure. Love it! ... Hey Aunty, the rarest phrase in most NW marriages from a wife is "Honey, can we buy a [fishing] sled?" 'Ah, hmmm, I guess I'll think about it darling. ,,, Are you too busy to go shopping for one right now?'.

You can't catch any STDs by pounding holes(fishing) your whole life.

Osprey says fishing is better than sex because he doesn't have a screaming farmer beating on his back.

BK, when fishing you can get STDs (Standing on Turd Droppings).

LOL 'Yall. Fishing and sex are a lot alike in many ways for our Os man. To wit: I've heard he always has scatches on his back - either from thorn bushes or that farmer's fingernails. He uses a noodle rod for both. Somehow animals are always part of both endeavors. Let's see .. how else are they alike for Os .. Well, he's always trying to reel em in but loses them. One word - latex. When he refers to himself as the 'cat's meow', he means it literally. .. Hmmm, what else .. Oh ya, another common item to both for him - WD40 (not to get it in, butt to help get it back out; without another humiliating trip to the veternarian's). Hey Os, try Auqaglide!

My answer-I wouldn't know, takes a man to admit that boys. C'mon fess up.

I would guess it's better because fish are less slimier.