A Husky alum wants his son to go to UW, but the son's IQ is too high. Since the alum really wants his son to be a Husky he agrees to test an IQ-reducing machine. The Husky scientist explains to the father and son that the machine is experimental and has never been tested. The chance for his son to be a Husky makes the risk acceptable to the alum. They strap the son into the machine and turn it on. His IQ starts dropping. 130...110...100...90...80...70...60... When the scientist flips the OFF switch, nothing happens. The son's IQ keeps dropping. 40...30...10...0...-10...-20. The scientist finally pulls the plug and stops the machine. The alum runs to his son and screams, "Son, say something!" The son looks him right in the eye and says, "Go Dawgs!"
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[ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Chuckn'Duck ]

What's the difference between Jim Laimbright and Don James? One was fired, the other quit after he got caught cheating.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Washington Husky. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Huskies too. No one really knowing what a Washington Husky was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Husky."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why,I'm a proud Washington State Cougar," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She ask Kristen why she is a rebel.
"Well, my mom and dad are Cougars, so I'm a Cougar too."
Theteacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause,and a smile."Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Husky."

A guy walks into a bar down on the UW campus and orders a GrapeNehi.
Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain`t from around
here... where you from, boy?".
The guy says, "I`m from Ohio"
The bartender asks, "What do you do down in Ohio?"
The guy responds, "I`m a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It`s OK boys, he`s one
of us."

You know what UW alums and WSU alums have in common? They were ALL accepted at WSU.

And the best one of all.

Hey, did you hear the Cougs WON a Rose Bowl? Hahahahhahhahahahahahaha! Oh, that one is rich.

Dear Abby:

I am a grease monkey in the United States Army stationed in Fort Lewis. My parents live in Bellingham and one of my sisters, who lives in Renton, is married to a Islamic Fundamentalist. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in SeaTac.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Washington State Penitentiary in Walla Walla, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the King County Regional Justice Center on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Fife and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel; however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully off the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who graduated from Washington State University?

Ouch!!! That second one of Dan S.' smarted! Try this one...

Three Huskies were sitting by the side of Lake Washington holding fishing
poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden came up behind them, tapped
them on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, but I'd like to see your fishing
licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first Husky.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second Husky, "we aren't fishing. We all have
magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of
the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were
horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against that,"
said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the
Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three Husky started braying
hysterically.
"What a dumb Fish Cop," Buster said to the other two; "doesn't he know there
are steelhead in this lake?!"

Husky Football Practice Delayed
> >
Husky football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours when one of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Rick Neuheisel immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to
the players was actually the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed when the FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.
> >
> > It's APPLE CUP time....
> > Go COUGS

LOL!

Those were good, guys! I love a Coug who can dish.

It's been too long since the Apple Cup was this big. The Cougs are ridin' high, playin' tough, and handling the challenges very well. Next challenge is coming through Montlake.

I'm going to hit the river, spank a fish like it's a Coug, then I'm going to settle in and see if the Dawgs can redeem themselves, or if the Cougs will get to say "scoreboard" for a year. It doesn't get much better than that!

OK, since you guys are recycling the old stuff..........

Q: Why are the WSU cougars changing their name to the Possums?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: Why don't the Cougar cheerleaders like Husky stadium?

A: Because they can't graze on the astroturf.

A Coug game is on regional TV (token gesture by ABC) so a Coug alum takes his dog and heads to the Sports Bar.

Bartender: "Hey get him outta here, we don't allow dogs."
Coug Alum: "Give him a chance, he's a special Sports Bar dog..watch him as the game goes on."

The Cougs are getting dominated, but finally they hold the other team for no gain. At this point, the dog does three backflips, chugs a beer, and lands squarely on the bar stool. The bartender is impressed and agrees that the dog can stay.
The game goes on and in the third quarter, the Cougs finally get a first down. The dog runs down the bar counter giving "high fives" to all the bar patrons. Everyone loves the dog.

Bartender: "That's amazing...what does he do when the Cougars score a touchdown?"
Coug Alum: "I don't know..I've only owned him for four years."

Man, you husky fans hit below the belt...


A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Husky joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a UW alumni.The guy sitting next to me is 6'2 tall, weighs 225, and he's a UW
alumni. The fella next to him is 6'5 tall, weighs 250, and he's a UW alumni. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times

[ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: rainycity ]

What's a Cougar grad to to a Husky Grad,
Would you like fries with that order!!!!!
Peace Superfly

and Remember all dirt roads lead to Pullman!

Do you know how to save a Cougar from drowning?

Good.

What's a Cougar grad to to a Husky Grad,
Would you like fries with that order!!!!!
Peace Superfly

and Remember all dirt roads lead to Pullman!

A guy goes into a butcher shop. Behind the glass case are several varieties of college student brain for sale. The price board on the wall behind the case indicated the following:

PLU student brain - $1.99 / lb.
CWU student brain - $2.95 / lb.
WSU student brain - $2.24 / lb.
UW student brain - $14.95 / lb.

The guy understood the first three prices, but he was flabbergasted by the price of the UW student brain. When the guy questioned the butcher on the
apparent price discrepancy, the butcher replied, "Buddy, don't you know how many UW students it takes to get a pound of brains?"

Hey Chuck n'Duck I think it is a shame the way you pick on the Huskies. After all it was a Husky engineer that invented the toilet seat.

Of course a WSU engineer improved the design and cut a hole in the middle.

What is the difference between a Husky Coach and a catfish?

One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

Four alumni were fishing in a canyon one day. Each was from a different NW school, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they fished, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up on a rock high above the river. As they reached the top, the OSU Beaver hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for OSU!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the OU Duck threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming, "This is for U of O!". Seeing this, the Cougar walked over and shouted, "This is for WSU!", and threw the Husky off of the rock.

great post....except the shot at the Dawg Father


If two WSU grads get Divorced......are they still brother and sister

what are the toughest 4 years on a Coug.....3rd grade......more to follow......Os

A cougar was driving west from Pullman

a Husky was driving east from Seattle,when they met head-on in a horrible crash at Snoqualmie pass.

Miraculously,both are unhurt,lucky to be alive.

The Cougar said,"this must be a sign that we must end this bitter rivalry".

The Husky agreed,went to the trunk of his car and pulled out an unbroken bottle of Whiskey.He handed the bottle to the Coug,who took several big swigs,wiped his chin and handed the bottle back.

The Husky replaced the cap and without a word,returned the bottle to his trunk.

"Aren’t you gonna celebrate our good fortune?" the Coug asked

"NO", said the Husky,"I think I’ll just wait for the Troopers to get here.............Os

Os,
Just like a husky,,,,undercut..
Q: How do you make a Husky graduate leave your house?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why did eighteen Huskies go to the movies together?
A: They heard under seventeen weren't admitted!!!

[ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: rainycity ]

Huskies didn't want to play late in Pullman one year because they would have to drive in the dark. Cougars offered the solution: ...... turn on your lights.


Q. Why are Huskie Fans like laxatives?
A. They both irritate the crap out of you

Q. What do you call an intelligent person in Husky Stadium?
A. A visitor.

Q. What is the difference between a Husky cheerleader and an elephant?
A. About 40 lbs.
Q. How do you equalize the two?
A. Feed the elephant.

Q. What's the difference between a Husky fan and a Husky dog?
A. Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.

Q: How many Husky fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

How do you keep a Husky from drinking too much?

Slam the lid on his head.

What do you call a Husky in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

Whoa Steelheadman, isn't that a little harsh on those poor little puppies there?

I got one for you:

What do Husky football players and the better looking Cougar cheerleaders girls have in common? ....

.... They don't change their pads until after 4 periods.

RT, Good joke. I can't believe the Huskies can't come up with any more Cougar jokes. They still must be feeling bad about being thrashed by the Beavers.

Why do the Fuskies play on Field Turf?
To keep their cheerleaders from grazing.

How does a Fuskie cheerleader turn on the light after s_x?
Opens the car door.

What do you call a Fuskie cheerleader on a waterbed?
An offshore driling rig.

What do a Husky cheerleader and a Husky quarterback have in common?
They both spend a lot of time on their backs.

Steelheadman,

Can't come up with more Coug jokes? It's not that, it's just that we don't obsess over the Cougs like they do with the Dawgs.

The Cougs are able to make jokes of themselves without any help from us.

1997: Pac-10 Champs
1998: Pac-10 Cellar
98-00 Pac 10 record: 3-21

See what I mean?

What's the difference between meat and a husky?


A cougar is always beating his meat, but only beats a husky once every couple of years!

What's the first thing a WSU co-ed says on her first date?

"Get off of me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"

Go Dawgs!

Parker

How do you keep a cougar out of your back yard?

Install goal posts.

Go Dawgs!

Parker

Two WSU graduates were at work digging a ditch. There was a UW underclassman supervising the job.

One Coug says to the other: "Hey Jed, how's come we're down here doing all the work and that dude just has to watch us?"

Other Coug says: "I don't know Clem, why don't you ask him?"

Clem climbs out of the ditch and asks the Dawg: "Excuse me Sir, how's come we're doin' all the work and all youse gotta do is watch?"

Dawg says: "Come on over here, I'll show you."

He proceeds to the side of a building, holds his hand next to the wall and says to the curious Coug: "Hit my hand as hard as you can."

Clem winds up and let's fly, but the Dawg pulls his hand away at the last minute, allowing Clem's clenched fist to smash against the concrete wall.

Feeling enlightened, but somewhat embarrassed, Clem climbs back into the ditch, where Jed asks: "So wha'd you find out?"

Clem says: "I'll show you."

He then puts his hand in front of his face and says: "Hit my hand as hard as you can."



Go Dawgs!

Parker

A few years back, there was a popular defensive lineman that played for washington state. When it came to be towards the end of his senior year,
the guy (named Butch) found out that he didn't have enough credits to graduate. He went into to the administration building at Wazzu and pleaded
with the dean to let him graduate, but to no avail. He had to have the same amount of credits as his fellow students if he wanted a degree of any sort. Well, it came to be that time of year, and Butch decided he would show up at his graduation ceremony anyway, regardless of whether he was getting a diploma or not. As each student was called up to receive their degree, a chant began growing through the crowd. It grew and grew until it became a stomping and roaring yell of "Let Butch graduate!! Let Butch graduate!!" They came to the end of the students and the dean, fearing a riot if he didn't comply, called Butch up to the podium as the crowd erupted in cheers. "Butch," he said into the mic, "I'll let you graduate if you can answer me this ONE question. What is four plus two?" Now Butch stepped back and contemplated for a long period of time. You could practically see those rusty wheels turning as he thought about the possibilities. After a considerable pause, he stepped up to the mic and
said, "Uhhh, six?" A hush fell over the crowd, until the next chant began. "Give him another guess!!! Give him another guess!!



Go Dawgs!

Parker

Ted Bundy was a Husky!!!

Oh Brother is the best you can do
explain to me what the [Bleeeeep!] a Serial Killer has to do with a F*cking Footbal game ......You're gonna give them Cougs a bad name......grow up..Os

How did the Husky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Os take a chill pill.

Oh I'm chilled,
I just didn't think the "Ted" comment was necessary.
This is an emotional topic for me.
One of his victims (never found her body)lived by us ,
her mom and my mom were and still are good friends,so forgive the outburst,but that comment was uncalled for....peace......Os

Last joke.


Cougs win!

NOT!!!!!!

Did you REALLY believe you even had a chance?