A cougar was driving west from Pullman

a Husky was driving east from Seattle,when they met head-on in a horrible crash at Snoqualmie pass.

Miraculously,both are unhurt,lucky to be alive.

The Cougar said,"this must be a sign that we must end this bitter rivalry".

The Husky agreed,went to the trunk of his car and pulled out an unbroken bottle of Whiskey.He handed the bottle to the Coug,who took several big swigs,wiped his chin and handed the bottle back.

The Husky replaced the cap and without a word,returned the bottle to his trunk.

"Aren’t you gonna celebrate our good fortune?" the Coug asked

"NO", said the Husky,"I think I’ll just wait for the Troopers to get here.............Os

Os,
Just like a husky,,,,undercut..
Q: How do you make a Husky graduate leave your house?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why did eighteen Huskies go to the movies together?
A: They heard under seventeen weren't admitted!!!

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Huskies didn't want to play late in Pullman one year because they would have to drive in the dark. Cougars offered the solution: ...... turn on your lights.


Q. Why are Huskie Fans like laxatives?
A. They both irritate the crap out of you

Q. What do you call an intelligent person in Husky Stadium?
A. A visitor.

Q. What is the difference between a Husky cheerleader and an elephant?
A. About 40 lbs.
Q. How do you equalize the two?
A. Feed the elephant.

Q. What's the difference between a Husky fan and a Husky dog?
A. Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.

Q: How many Husky fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

How do you keep a Husky from drinking too much?

Slam the lid on his head.

What do you call a Husky in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

Whoa Steelheadman, isn't that a little harsh on those poor little puppies there?

I got one for you:

What do Husky football players and the better looking Cougar cheerleaders girls have in common? ....

.... They don't change their pads until after 4 periods.

RT, Good joke. I can't believe the Huskies can't come up with any more Cougar jokes. They still must be feeling bad about being thrashed by the Beavers.

Why do the Fuskies play on Field Turf?
To keep their cheerleaders from grazing.

How does a Fuskie cheerleader turn on the light after s_x?
Opens the car door.

What do you call a Fuskie cheerleader on a waterbed?
An offshore driling rig.

What do a Husky cheerleader and a Husky quarterback have in common?
They both spend a lot of time on their backs.

Steelheadman,

Can't come up with more Coug jokes? It's not that, it's just that we don't obsess over the Cougs like they do with the Dawgs.

The Cougs are able to make jokes of themselves without any help from us.

1997: Pac-10 Champs
1998: Pac-10 Cellar
98-00 Pac 10 record: 3-21

See what I mean?

What's the difference between meat and a husky?


A cougar is always beating his meat, but only beats a husky once every couple of years!

What's the first thing a WSU co-ed says on her first date?

"Get off of me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"

Go Dawgs!

Parker

How do you keep a cougar out of your back yard?

Install goal posts.

Go Dawgs!

Parker

Two WSU graduates were at work digging a ditch. There was a UW underclassman supervising the job.

One Coug says to the other: "Hey Jed, how's come we're down here doing all the work and that dude just has to watch us?"

Other Coug says: "I don't know Clem, why don't you ask him?"

Clem climbs out of the ditch and asks the Dawg: "Excuse me Sir, how's come we're doin' all the work and all youse gotta do is watch?"

Dawg says: "Come on over here, I'll show you."

He proceeds to the side of a building, holds his hand next to the wall and says to the curious Coug: "Hit my hand as hard as you can."

Clem winds up and let's fly, but the Dawg pulls his hand away at the last minute, allowing Clem's clenched fist to smash against the concrete wall.

Feeling enlightened, but somewhat embarrassed, Clem climbs back into the ditch, where Jed asks: "So wha'd you find out?"

Clem says: "I'll show you."

He then puts his hand in front of his face and says: "Hit my hand as hard as you can."



Go Dawgs!

Parker

A few years back, there was a popular defensive lineman that played for washington state. When it came to be towards the end of his senior year,
the guy (named Butch) found out that he didn't have enough credits to graduate. He went into to the administration building at Wazzu and pleaded
with the dean to let him graduate, but to no avail. He had to have the same amount of credits as his fellow students if he wanted a degree of any sort. Well, it came to be that time of year, and Butch decided he would show up at his graduation ceremony anyway, regardless of whether he was getting a diploma or not. As each student was called up to receive their degree, a chant began growing through the crowd. It grew and grew until it became a stomping and roaring yell of "Let Butch graduate!! Let Butch graduate!!" They came to the end of the students and the dean, fearing a riot if he didn't comply, called Butch up to the podium as the crowd erupted in cheers. "Butch," he said into the mic, "I'll let you graduate if you can answer me this ONE question. What is four plus two?" Now Butch stepped back and contemplated for a long period of time. You could practically see those rusty wheels turning as he thought about the possibilities. After a considerable pause, he stepped up to the mic and
said, "Uhhh, six?" A hush fell over the crowd, until the next chant began. "Give him another guess!!! Give him another guess!!



Go Dawgs!

Parker

Ted Bundy was a Husky!!!

Oh Brother is the best you can do
explain to me what the [Bleeeeep!] a Serial Killer has to do with a F*cking Footbal game ......You're gonna give them Cougs a bad name......grow up..Os

How did the Husky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Os take a chill pill.

Oh I'm chilled,
I just didn't think the "Ted" comment was necessary.
This is an emotional topic for me.
One of his victims (never found her body)lived by us ,
her mom and my mom were and still are good friends,so forgive the outburst,but that comment was uncalled for....peace......Os

Last joke.


Cougs win!

NOT!!!!!!

Did you REALLY believe you even had a chance?