I wanted to share this, I cracked me up.

Hung Chow: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got
headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."