Article In Fact Finders Magazine. 2-17-2002 In what can only be described as the next Enron of the fishing world. A major player in NW fishinfg circles, has been arrested in Bellingham Wa, a sleepy town in northern washington state better known for its uhhhhhh being known, than a center of fishing controversy. It has been determined, and verified after endless hours of fact finding investigators have been seen scouring the city in search of answers, to the questions the world wants to know. Who the Flock is this poacher,and who is his lookout??? An inmate in the Bellingham jail was the tipster who has answered the question the world is asking. A jail spokesman speaking only after we agreed to protect his name for fear of the consequences that could haunt him forever. Sgt.Steve wilson a 3 year veteran of the jail staff and long time snitch of the community, who resides at 2351west 45 street bellinham and his home number is 360-9845-6534. He drives a pinto with a bumbersticker that reads I BRAKE FOR A NATE.. Mr Wilson overheard 2 inmates in the shower making small talk he states without a dought the following words were spoken in the privacy of the shower area. The inmate who seemend to be the submissive one was heard saying oh Tony D why, why, why, your article is still 3 weeks away you could of just snagged one out of the seals mouth like last weeks. the cute goofy inmate replied Oh DAN S is that a trout in your undies or you just happy to be in the shower area of the bellingham jail. A silence was heard throughout the fishing community. You could hear a bar of soap hit the floor. Yes folks the ugly truth has been spoken the fishing world has been turned over on all fours to take in the salty information that has just shocked one or two people. A spokesperson for Tony D, and Dan S, was able to release this information a short time ago. If the condom dont fit, forget the lube, and just use spit....... This Article is a well intended jke to get a laugh in a tense time on the board. No harm was intended and I hope you all maybe crack a smile, Dan s just a little response to the FACT remark in your last post. LETS MOVE ON MY FRIEND LIFE IS TO SHORT.. ENJOY YOUR DAY. TONY D JUST KIDDING YOUR A GREAT WRITER I ENJOY YOUR WORK THANKS..

Glad I'm not Dan or Tony ! Nice way to make friends. NOT !!!

Chris

If I was a well known professional who'd recently been accused of illegal harvest by the author of this alledged "joke", I wouldn't think it was funny, I wouldn't take much solice in the backhanded compliment at the bottom, and personally I don't think it will do much to reduce the tension on the board.

Just my .02. Of course I realize that to the filthy rich, that's not much to speak of.

Fishnjunkie

I for one don't really care for your style of "humor"! I would think that you're capable of posting much better articles that relate more to fishing instead; it appears that you strive at stirring up the pot even more. It's been my personal experience that persons, who post good informative postings and replies, earn this boards respect more quickly then those that nock everyone. Remember, this board has well over 3,000 members now, plus untold readers.

Would you write this way if you had to sign your true name to it? Everybody has their right to their own opinion and it should be reflected fairly.

Furthermore, we (all members) pretty much police our own board without the heavy hand of Bob (thanks Bob!). I am sure that your postings will benefit all of us once your anger fades away. I hope that my reply to your posting doesn't offend you, but I just felt that someone needed to address your anger.

I have never attempted to hide my identity from this board, and have always attempted to help other fishermen to better their knowledge of fishing, and especially fishing issues that relate to the Cowlitz River.

Good luck, and please help this board in posting good and informative fishing related articles.

Cowlitzfisherman

Is the taste of the bait worth the sting of the hook????

Uhhhhh...yeah. Obsession. For men.

If you have to work at trying to be funny you're not funny. If you want people to get off of your back quit posting stupid crap like that.

This reminds me of someone's else twisted sense of humor.

This certain someone has been a hot topic on the board over the last week.

fISHJUNK: Tasteless humor ,You need a life,go fishing,Turn off your puter.

Fishjunkie

I usually do not like to make posts that are flaming or negative. I find myself a fairly easygoing person but I feel you are a troublemaker and I am starting to take a strong disliking to you. I hope Bob blocks your I.P. address so you can no longer post and keep up your effort to make trouble, which appears all you are interested in doing.

STUPID!!!!!! Get a phuckin life!!!

What the helll is your problem anyway?

You here to just start trouble or what?

If you want to bad mouth someone meet them and do it to there face you yellow back!!

Must be from that other fishing BB. I think its called nofish.com wanting to see how well this BB will put up with BS and hasn't figured out the loyalty within.

just too bad....

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"DO THE WILD THANG"

CHEEEESH!!! U guys need to lighten up! The guy was just trying to be funny. Then again most fishermen tend to be bitter, hair across thy arse , got nuttin better to do than beotch, wee wittle weenied retards anyways...Yall get a life!!! Ya hear now!!.....And one other thing...All Moose hunters are wussys...lol