I've broken a thousand posts. I am elated but depressed at the same time.

The scary thing is, is that the vast majority of them came in the past 15-16 months or so...

I used to have a life, trust me. I guess I just grew out of my freinds...

Oh well...

Don't work Sparkey, once puberty comes, you will discover the wonders of the opposite sex (hopefully) and that will erode your time. Don't lose hope!!

And if the opposite sex does'nt work for you, I know some simply marvelous places on Capital Hill!!! I'm not gay...only my boyfriends are!!!

Sparkey, legendary status has been achieved...2,000 posts may give you Icon status...3,000 posts is a sure sign of not having a life.

FJ...out.

I'm a worm Wh***
Timber's a gear Wh***
Gooose an oyster Wh***
DJ's a puter Wh***
TTT wishes he was any kind of Wh*** :p

its OK Ryan

Hmmm. At least you can admit to your problem. Welcome to the group!

PPSG.

Piscatorial Pursuits Support Group.

interested to know who else has 1000+ posts.... heheheheh (not that it's a bad thing!!0

Hey Sparky, Anyone who would turn down a quick drift on the Sky because he didn't want to get up that early has a life....just the wrong one

Why are you telling us what we already know? Of course you don't have a life, your last, maybe only experience in the sack involved a fish hook and your buttox meeting beneath the sheets.
I'm sure that your mom and sister are amazed how fast you can type with one hand. A learned trait I'm sure from all of your chat room experience.
We shuold try to get Ryan a date, preferably with a female human but lets not limit ourselves.If all else fails I know that Jerry G. thinks your "cute".

I did have a life...until I maxed out my credit cards and went back to a job that paid half as much as I was making...couldnt buy a girl's love anymore (love NOT sex...just needed to clarify that!!!).

And now I am all alone...okey dokey...back to matchmaker.com.

At least your'e not married, that's another nail in the "I don't have a life " coffin. Unless you have a wonderful wife like mine! (Just in case she reads this).

arroem

If I could only go back and be your age again....lol. I might be up to 1000 too, but it wouldn't be posts on here....

Wow Craven, the other sheep herders would be jealous ! :p

Hey FJ,

What are you talking about??? I'm a head wh***..... Steelhead wh***.

Tyler

P.S. Just what kind of worm wh*** are ya????? J/K

Tyler, heard about the head Wh*** part but didn't think you needed it aired out again :p

Loose interest in my PINK WORM...I don't go that way

FJ...out.

Stever, If my memory serves me right, you pointed ouy to me how cute he was, but he was still a minor then. he may be ready for some of your "home" movies now!

Jerry, lets see if Mike will let us set up a donation jar at Ted's. We'll raise some cash to buy Sparkey a date or an inflatable doll.

He would probably prefer new posters for his ceiling! :p

FJ...out.