Okay, with all of the heated conversation and flaming on here lately, I figured it was time to have a little fun bantering. Sooo, what do ya'll think about a discussion of the various methods for creating that much desired rock hard @$$? I have some methods of my own that work to some degree--walking really fast with my legs close together, doing about 30 @$$ clenches a day, and doing those leg raises while on my stomach. I've been seriously thinking about getting one of those electronic abdominal stimulator belts and strapping it around my @$$, but who knows, they may be harmful to the body in some way! Plus they're too darn expensive! Oh, except for that new Ab Force deal where you get two belts for 20 bucks, plus shipping and handling. Darnit, I'm incessantly babbling again. To get to the point, I want to hear what does it for you. What are YOUR methods? This could be a fun little discussion...

Well for an off the wall post I'll give it 9 outta 10.... maybe you should subscribe to "Men's Health"...

Maybe you should strap that electric exerciser thing to your head for a little home shock therapy...

Pick up a hobby that exercises those muscles, I have chosen the drums...other suggestions:

1. A little less Chi-nookie, a little more actual nookie.

2. Get sent to jail. This can affect your a** in a myriad of ways, but I figure just running away from the sweeter inmates would be enough to do the trick. Of course, if you aren't fast enough you'd be in for some exercise of a whole different kind.

Sorry, I'm a doughball. When you are ready to get your posterior looking like two bulging bags of cottage cheese, I'll be of more help.

LOL!

Thanks for brightening up my day!

My suggestion is the tried and true stress diet.

First buy a house that needs major renovation and then commit to doing all of the work by yourself. Oh yeah, try to fit this in during hunting and fishing seasons and get the major items done within three months.

Next, make sure that you work for a company that likes to lay people off, thousands at a time. Sure, you mortgaged your house to the hilt so you can pay for all of the remodel. Now all you have to do is survive the cutbacks in a slow economy and get that mortgage paid off. Don't worry if you get laid off, cause I'm sure you'll get a job in 6 or 8 months.

Finally, stupidly agree to take on a few furniture building/refinishing projects cause the wife want them done, yesterday. Just to make life interesting, have the wife spill some chemical stripper onto a piece that took you 20 hours to get that PERFECT finish on.

This diet has resulted in me losing 30 pounds in the last 15 months, and I am proud to say I have the butt of an 18 year old boy! (hold your comments, please.)

Oh yeah...

You could also float the Bear Creek run on the Sol Duc every day, I hear that's a real butt clencher

Sorry, if you are going to make comments like that then any sort of request of restraint is entirely null and void.

With that said, I send forth the hounds. I'd make comment but I've gotta go show a user that it's easier to see things around them when they don't have their head firmly planted between their butt cheeks.

LOL h20........you're killing me!!

You're not a priest are you?

LMAO.....you could always take up figure skating.

Not sure whether it's a function of skating or their "socialization" though.

Major scoreboard for the Redneck on that one. LOL!

walk 5 miles a day 5 days a week
30 grams or less fat a day 2000 cl or less a day
= 25lbs in 5 weeks

So the true authorities on this subject, what was it again??, oh yeah, tight ass muscles, are or could be:

Anyone who floats the Bear Creek drift with regularity...

Figureskating priests that have done hard time...

Micheal Jackson...(he has the butt of the Elephant man, but that's a subject for a different thread)

that is just sick

Krome brite: what are you getting ready for tax season or something?

Well, that's what my wife said. .....Now wait,...... how would she know what an 18 year old's ass feels like?

Honey, you got some splainin' to do!!!!!!!

OK, I've been away and fishing for a couple days and come back to find a discussion about guy's asses. Hmmm.

Dogfish, I figure you got the close attention of about 10% of the guys on here? And about 50% of the C. priests? Also, let us know what your wife's explaination is - really!

Geeez I hope you aren't into watching Richard Simmons tapes. ... I've seen TV ads for a tape called "Buns of Steel". If you get that and a steelhead too, you'll be in good shape, ay?

Sheep sex vs. butt tightening, you make the call...