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#154022 - 06/25/02 01:47 PM Great want-ad! (NFR)
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Registered: 03/22/02
Posts: 92
Loc: Philly via Puyallup
Check this out!

The following ad in "The Atlanta Journal" is reported to have gotten numerous calls.....

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for "Daisy."

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old Black Labrador Retriever puppy.
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#154023 - 06/25/02 02:11 PM Re: Great want-ad! (NFR)
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Alevin

Registered: 03/21/02
Posts: 12
Loc: Hockinson, WA
That is great. Would have fooled me too.

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#154024 - 06/25/02 02:12 PM Re: Great want-ad! (NFR)
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Registered: 03/05/99
Posts: 6367
Loc: Forks, WA & Soldotna, AK
Too funny ... and best thing is in this case, they don't talk back very much laugh laugh
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#154025 - 06/26/02 12:12 AM Re: Great want-ad! (NFR)
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Registered: 11/24/00
Posts: 377
Loc: The Terrace
Best post I have read tonight
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#154026 - 06/26/02 01:11 AM Re: Great want-ad! (NFR)
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Registered: 01/07/02
Posts: 919
Loc: Everett,Wa
I love it!
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