I decided to abort from camp shi shi last week. Captain Hoit threatened to set fire to our tent if we failed to catch our steelhead quota. Needless to say, otter huntings been good. Our family is growing as well as the hair on my back. The little lady is pregnant with another one. Number 14 now. I probably won't eat any mice probably. Jermaine was entirely primed for the surfing competition. I told him that I will only sponser such an event if his pig has a wishbone. "Ha," said Ronald. I've got a barbeque from Sears. Just thought I'd fill you guys in.
-Cutthroat

Wow,,, I didnt know your enthatuation with vermin was so intense. Is it true that mole hair is a good deterant for drunk driving? I dont know the answer but I do know of an old man who wears red shoes. Have you talked to the Donkey lately?

Donkey is good. He's probably in hibernation though. Emu boy has been here and there as of late. I'll let you know when he calls.

Thanks...

So.... what are the details of the Blue Creek closure? Gonna be a lot of disappointed bankies....including me.

What time is the donkey coming home tonight? Have they reinstated his license? Unbelievable what happened to him up at Blue Creek!!!

Either I'm really missing something or you boys have been heavily drinking while posting?

HEY CUTT

Checking back on the message board you posted "COWLITZ TO CLOSE" on Nov 11th. Are you just trying to get attention to yourself for posting BOGUS info. Alot of fisherman get good info on this board and especcially the beginners. Unless you know something WE dont I would appreciate it if you posted accurate info.

Wow did your tire fly off into outer space. Do you like salad. Emu makes good tacos.

Fishaddict,
Hopefully you can read between the lines. Have some fun......When I post something serious, you'll know. I think that if the Cowlitz was to close you'd know well before hand and we'd have some irate fishermen. Sorry to scare you.

Cutt....you're credibility will forever be cast in doubt. You definately got me going on this one. You and your buds must have a great herb connection.

Cutt, for whatever it's worth, I find your ramblings to be funny as hell.

Hey Fishaddict,

If you are interested, I am selling my old sense of humor. It comes equiped with...

*Monty Python's Ultra 2000
*Little Jonny Jokes, 1964-83
*Dennis Miller's "Random References I & II"
*The essential Steven Wright

It still runs great, I just want one that is 2 feet longer.

Fish Me!!!!!

I apologize guys ( especcialy to CUTT)

I am an ANAL fisherman who fishes the Cowlitz alot. Last year when Tacoma Power wanted to cut back on Salmon/Steelhead production and the closing of the OP rivers your post had me wondering. My ignorance.

Sounds like Douglas Adams to me.

42 was always my favorite size of fish.

fromcuthroattosteelies

I for one do not care for your humor about using the Cowlitz River to play your game. Please try to use some other river systems to get you needed attention!!

Thanks,
Cowlitzfisherman

Is the taste of the bait worth the sting of the hook????

Jeesh. Get a smile on you face. The Cowlitz is not exactly sacred ground. Joking is allowed - I think?

Holy Cow! This is ridiculous.......I'M SORRY. Sorry for attempting to give some folks a laugh - including myself. As a matter of fact, this is more humorous than I thought. I guess I'll start with the Skykomish now. Apparantly the almighty Cowlitz is a touchy subject. DID YOU HEAR. ENTIRE SKYKOMISH RIVER WILL CLOSE THURSDAY @ 1:12 A.M.

I knew y'all had it in you somewhere...

fromcuthroattosteelies,
how dare you would speak blasphemously against the river of cow. you have awakened the Great Steelhead and he is angry. after a thousand years, the prophecy is now complete.
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