Looks like a major ecolgical disaster!! A converted Canadaian P-38 Lighting (front-line home defense fighter) was forced to dump its cargo over Whatcom Co. The fast moving bandit was tracked by heads-up Border DEA agents who scrambled a sidewinder equiped Lear to clear the US airspace. The P-38 tried in vein to dogfight with the superior aircraft only to lose its cockpit canopy in a FOX-1 missle shot (seems the hottest spot was right in front of the pilot!) Forced to return with its cargo to Kanuck-Land, the load of Bud was dumped, free-falling into the Nooksack Rv. Latest channel 5 SKYKING reports.. as in: "Jim Forman" ( over-amped red-headed reporter) Jean and Dennis, look at this!!! We have video of spawner silvers and fresh winter-run steelies backflopping & finning haphazardly all up and down the river. Request permission to drop a load of Twinkies to these endangered fish!! Update @ 11:00........

Now just where did I put that smelt net?????

I was just headed out the door to hit the Nooksack. Had steelies in mind, and they say nothing exciting happens out here.

I'll bet they are all biters now!

Bet ya fishing is going to be smokin' up there right at 4:20

Now where in the *&@@ did I leave my rod ?

I am changing my fishing plans for tomorrow right now!

oh, where was I going? guess I will need to get my boat ready, where did I park it?

Ah, screwit , I am just going to sit on the couch and !

Thier has been some whinning as of late of
bogus river reports. Let me state this is the "Absolut" ( A Division of V&S Vin&Sprit AB..) truth or at least thats what I was drinking when I wrote it.......