I'd buy my ex-girlfriends excuse that she thought it was me that crawled into bed after that party before I bought that TK is real, and not a liberal masquerading as an O'Reilly clone. So heres the question; Who is he?
I say we take nominations, and then I'll set it up as a poll. Moderators I believe already know the answer, so they are excluded. The CIA will be picking the Mods up for a rendition to Walla Walla, where they will answer or be tortured by being made to eat English cuisine. I'm talking blood pudding, dry crackers, and mince meat. Ohhh the inhumanity of it.

So make your picks.

Barney Fife

Gollum

[img] http://www.piscatorialpursuits.com/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi/profile/5968.html [/img] Alferd E. Newman. "What, me worry?"

The love child of Karl Rove and Ralph Reed

I think its a mistake to give this TK person too much attention. I think he thrives on it because he has nothing better to do and his mental construct of "I'm right and you're wrong - unless you agree with me" does not need to be enabled in this way.

FishBear, I think TK is actually Parkers nom de plume. It would fit in with his modus operandi. Not that Parker actually believes the crap he writes, but he does enjoy pushing peoples buttons.

Here is the evidence and the argument:

1. TK lists no email contact or any other personal identifiers.

2. TK is a relativly new member and yet was instantly prodigous in his posting.

3. TK is a prolific member of a fishing BBS, yet no pictures, fishing reports, or mention of trips with other members in any of his posts.

4. Parker is a rare visitor to 'Is There Life Beyond Fishing?', and TK posts nowhere else.

5. Parker is intelligent and obnoxious. As an academic elitist he would be familiar with neocon ideology and able to spew forth effortlessly their propaganda.

6. A common mistake made by people who ghostwrite beliefs different then their own is they forget what persona they write under. Several times TK has had to completly reverse course, as in the OBL is dead thread, where he first concurred and then immediatly changed his mind.

In any case, sometimes just you have to let a whining kid whine... no matter how irritating it may be.

Cartman from South Park!

Here's what I heard:

TK's original moniker was BB for Bubba's B*tch.
Bubba, being a trustee, made early parole. Ever since then the moniker has been TK for Trustee's Kid. There's a long waiting list to become a trustee as the main perk is to be in the TK rotation. They say he is very good at keeping the trustee's satisfied and very much enjoys being passed around. For 16 years now he's been "counceled" in this fashion and he's best known for the "Monkey Humping" sessions. Prior to being sentenced he had a long term sole source contract with the navy under their Don't Ask Don't Tell policy.

Where is Mr. Bellows? Rory, are you there, lurking? Somebody needs to step up and carry the load for the wackos.

Sucker,

Rory mostly posts over at Gamefishin's politics board, where he is mostly surrounded by like-minded neocons. Even there he doesn't get a lot of attention cuz his posts continue to mainly be cut and pastes.

KT isn't Parker. KT is a 46 year old from the Fall City area. I used to have his name when he emailed me from his home email. I probably didn't save it. That was before he had fully cemeted his position as the pariah of the BB.

Sincerely,

Salmo g.

Why is it important Vinny? If someone does not fit into one of your boxes it messes with your OCD?

Pot meet Kettle

Honestly, I thought that his arguments were so cut and paste that they must be satire from some crafty leftie. I would never have guessed they were real. I mean what person not on life support, and a feeding tube would really say some of the crap he does. I'm only impressed he knows enough how to log on to the internet.

ttt

Holy thread resurrection Batman!

Grandpa never could spell either and had about the same level of social grace.

Marsha knows.

Makes you wonder what the search criteria was to dredge a TK thread up. Someone looking for TK "monkey humping"?

Did I just get accused, by VHawk none the less, that I'm TK???

Priceless!



I might be many things, but TK would not be one of them.

Hey Vince, I *still* don't care.