I misstyped. I meant to write any personal attacks that aren't true. Soooo Sweet, you take bait better then a starving catfish.

Thanks for looking up that sweet little bit of Armenian humor. Esh mernumes toofta, You'll die of stupidity, retard. It was more of a gratuitous precaution so that you might vaccinate yourself against anti-intellectualism. Its a common disorder among neocons. It leads to them frothing at the mouth at any knowledge derived from science, textbooks, or PBS. People infected with this disorder also tend to have higher then normal rates of illiteracy, and subsequently have trouble spelling when they rant online.


il·lit·er·a·cy
n. pl. il·lit·er·a·cies

1. The condition of being unable to read and write.
2. An error, as in writing or speech, made by or thought to be characteristic of one who is illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
3. The condition or quality of being ignorant or unknowledgeable in a particular subject or field: cultural illiteracy; scientific illiteracy.


I genuinely believed that TK was actually the nom de plume for someone else. His views are so extreme at times that I figured he must be a caricature, a living satire. Evidently I was wrong.


Maybe I should apologize for the 98% of the board who has no idea what your babbling about. I mean you must be a fantastic writer and nobody but you and two of your friends know it.

Armenian Huh I would have bet with the catchers mitt for a face and the name Vinny you would have been a Goombah.

I simply have always loved the term "mouth breather".
That's it. Thanks for the laughs.

I ain't seen no rule that says that a poster on this board has to meet any particular standard for English Composition and Spelling.

There's room enough on this board for folks that write fluently and for those that don't. Why attack people for the way they write?

There are too many boards where the posters are intellectual clones of each other. What makes this board interesting is that it is mixed.

IMO, it would be a crying shame if anybody were to hold back from posting because they might get a ration of [Bleeeeep!] for the way they write. That's too much like having a school teacher grading your posts.

Actual Collage History Test Answers
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Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
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The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a young female moth.
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Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock, which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a Dramatic decline.
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In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java. The games were messier then, than they show on TV now.
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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the Battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out "Same to you, Brutus."
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Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw for reasons I don't really understand. The English and French still have problems.
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It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.
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Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented Cigarettes and started smoking.
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Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper, which was very dangerous to all his men.
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The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies,comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.
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Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He Wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by Rubbing two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
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Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's Mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation.
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On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got Shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
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Joann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music and became the father of rock and roll. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
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The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
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Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
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Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits, but I don't know why.
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Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the Species.It was very long, people got upset about it, and had trials to see if it was really true. He sort of said God's days were not just 24 hours, but without watches who knew anyhow? I don't get it.
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Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do what she did. Other women have become scientists since her but they didn't get to find radios because they were already taken.
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Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. The other three were in the movies. Karl made speeches and started revolutions. Someone in the family had to have a job, I guess.
Makes you wonder what kind of education system we had!

So I guess that considering most collage students are Liberal in political views.
A few of you must be hurting Worst than me I didn’t spend the money.

I think it started with the second post to this thread. Aix called me out, and I happily served him his ration.

And I'm not a Goombah or Armenian. But thanks for comparing my face to a catchers mitt. That was very kind of you. I also have 'nads like baseballs in case you were wondering.

You served me what? You have no game. All you can do is go after my righting ability.
You can’t understand simple razing. You responded, you were the one hooked.

So were did I call you out. I asked for you to keep your typical responses. One of you would have posted the typical You may be a good conservative if list.

Just wanted to see something new, form you lefties’. But it’s obvious you guys can’t come up with something new. If I called you out you would know it. ask oh go Harley we have had some fun in the past.( by the way Harley we still need to hit the cow for those beers bro) You call me a neocon, tk a jacka$% among other things, and you get offended by a new nick name. Who got who? You guys make me laugh.

What are you talking about, Aix? I gave you something new and you didn't even answer me. OK, why did Mel Gibson put 25 mil into a snuff flix if it wasn't for the money?

Because he is a good Christian and he did it so the left wing libs could see the light.

"Actual Collage History Test Answers"

Collage

An artistic composition of materials and objects pasted over a surface, often with unifying lines and color.

You should have posted the Collage(sic) test answers instead. Those were actually funny.

You don't need to be upset because you got schooled. Learn from it and grow little jedi.

Schooled? what the h$%l are you talking about? You didn’t school any one. All you've done is complain about grammar... and heck every one whose any one on this bb knows Iv never claimed to be a genius in that department. You couldn’t school me on your best day Bro.

Pssst Aix, thats spelled "writing"
Maybe the libs have a social program for you?

I like the list. It is funny and the stereo types contained therein ring true for most the far lefties but not all democrats. Love the stir up the ants nest technique there bud. Keep up the good work.

P.s, its been my experience that the people professing to be "smart" all the time by slamming others in a your a dumbass way were most likely fondled by there brother when they were young that later in life brought on an obsession with gerbils that I dare not clarify, or always played musical chairs with one extra chair which gave them a severe I am better then you complex called liberalism.

Really anybody with half a brain wouldnt give this forum a second thought unless they were really, really bored.

"A few of you must be hurting Worst than me I didn’t spend the money" Was money really the issue?

Bush sucks!

goodnite all.

Relax Aix, you'll blow open an artery. Evidently losing an argument sends you off the deep end. Talk to a professional counselor and let them help you through the grieving process.

And if its about money, I'll loan you enough to buy some punctuation. Because if you don't take the time to read over what you wrote, why should people take the time to decipher it? Its rude.

Hey Ais, I'll be in for a Gorilla hand ash tray later today. Not! Dude you need to ask the Doc to Up your meds, cause you are way to scary to be allowed to serve the public. Did you get into the business of stuffing dead things, after seeing the movies "The Silence Of The Lamb"? The way you hate libs and Democrats, would have one think, that it's their hands that you market as ash trays. Your "Wings and Tails are very Taxing," for libs and democrats that have to watch for trap doors, as Ais posse's crafty hands reach for the switch behind the counter.

Keep up the good work A#s posse.
I'm sure business is booming for those lovely glazed ash trays. Maybe the smell has gotten to you, hence the hate.