Well at least not one that you are aware of. Most brown nosers I have seen have a few they have never heard.

Like TheKing?

Anybody that refers to themselves as "The King" and isn't joking about it has some serious personality issues. TK I realize that me saying that will probably upset you. You'll try and defend yourself by calling me names and such and that OK. When your ready to admit you have a problem drinking, and your helpless to do anything about it then the healing can begin.

And as for your hunting...I'll believe it when I see pictures of you with your game. You sound like just another aging alcoholic trying to relive glory days that never existed. Funny how your fine bragging about old hunting days, but would never stoop so low as to mention the last time you actually caught something other then suckers and carp.

A 5x5 Idaho muley isn't that uncommon, sorry but not impressed. I counted off 18 (16 typicals) during the last archery season I hunted in the Boise foothills.


And as far as elk hunting goes...well I don't give a [Bleeeeep!] about your elk hunting. Some of the finest elk hunting in Idaho exists because of a dead Democratic Senator whom neocon alcoholics such as Dick Cheney, and GW Bush despise. If it was up to the neocons you could own all the freaking guns you wanted but would have no place public left to hunt. Just like you could own all the boats, rods, reels, and tackle in the world, but there wouldn't be a wild salmon or steelhead left to chase.

When it comes down to it, TK is the white guy version of the Makah. Yes I think TheMakahKing suits you better. Your ready to take the last bird, fish or beast, but doing nothing to conserve and protect.

So TMK and Aix, why don't you two go to sleep tonight spooning each other and whispering how great each other is, but nobody else is believing it.


Hey Dan...when are we going fishing?

Sorry, Vince.........I only fish with celebrities.

You know, so I can drop their names later.

DanS,

Vinny was a celeb when all the Salmon were pooled up in the pockets in SW Wa. He thinks its a tough fishery that only he mastered based on all his posts. If he ever makes it up to Alaska his eyes will bug out so big he will probably break his $40 to $90 polorized sun glasses that are so essential to catching pooled fish. Notice the drop in his picture posting frenzy since the slamon are done?

Hey Vinny post all your massive Idaho mulies and elk you rugged outdoorsman you. BTW Idaho has more public hunting ground than any other US state in the lower 48.

"...give us another of your "one time at bandcamp" stories" You must have me confused with DanS he plays the skinflute.

I have lots of stories fishing or hunting what are you looking for?

Yeah........like that's EVER going to happen.

One that's not make-believe?

Jeez and I thought cheerleaders where the jealous ones it looks like the skinflute player is worse.

What do you know about cheeleaders? Besides that they used to run from you, Quasimodo?

Cheeleaders in small towns are like hatchery fish they see a phuckstick and they think "hey I should jump on that". I know even some mickey mouse eared skinflute player like you could even get some. Most of them are fat ugly pigs now and work at Mrs Beezleys in Vader. If you want to crow about being a man on that gutpile knock yourself out.

"One that starts with "..and this aint no bullsht" instead of "..once upon a time""

Only a bull shiater has to start a story like that they also use terms like "spitting close" and "scary sharp" and say "I seen a deer...." Then you find out they have been shooting 11's in old lady millers front yard. You sound like a pro.

Or in your case, they say, "That guy's d!ck is so small, he has a bump on his ass."

Then they find someone better equipped who doesn't look like a dog's shaved ass.

Oh that sweet celebrity that is all mine. Thank you for the proclamation TK. Your post is almost as much of an ego boost as my favorite thread "Vhawk is a sissy".
As far as picture posting goes, did you miss the pictures from the early fall kings in August? OR the coho from the Skok in Oct and Nov? Or the pics from the Hump? I don't post anywhere near 1/10 the fish I catch. I do have an almost fulltime job already.
And I wouldn't compare the pooled up chrome springers on those Columbia tribs to Alaska. Alaska is more then 2 hours drive, and $30 gas. If I was paying 3-5k a week I would expect to have that kind of fishing.

If you pay $3 to 5k a week you are an idiot. If you go up and fish pooled fish you are not much of a fisherman. Rent a raft and do a some floats. Don't worry about the bears and skeeters just trow a steak in your shorts and take pictures when they come to say hi.

"If you get this damp in the panties over the yard deer you'd be squishin' in your chair over one of my hunting stories!"

Never meat a meat fisherman that was not the same way as a hunter. Specifically one that would take a yard deer. You are either a Aldo Leopold kind of guy or a party hunting , jump out of the P/U road shooting typical Wa. hunter.

who has a key to the gate?

Elvis sure was a cvnt. Man, I wanted to stomp that fvcker's face in so many times.

His bait always had a good roll. Pro troller rating.

That was pretty good. I liked the comment about Vhawk having a catchers mitt face. Nobody mentioned his teeth though. That dude had the yellowist chompers I had ever seen.