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#176725 - 07/12/06 11:26 AM My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
If you own a 4x4 truck and Armorall the tires.

If you don't know who Peter North or Jenna Jameson is.

If you've ever been in a Mexican standoff at a 4-way stop and not charged through the intersection cussing.

If you've ever waited more than 2 minutes on hold.

If you've ever turned down head.

If you are religous.

If you are ugly.

If you are fat.

If you live with your mother-in-law.

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#176726 - 07/12/06 01:05 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Ichtyoid Offline
Spawner

Registered: 03/17/06
Posts: 930
Loc: Olympia
Quote:
Originally posted by Sol:

If you've ever turned down head.
I told you, you ain't my type, twinkletoes!
wink
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#176727 - 07/12/06 01:10 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
Watch it, Ichy, or I'll sic churchgoer on you. wink

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#176728 - 07/12/06 01:32 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Salmo g. Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13436
havin' a rough day, Sol?

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#176729 - 07/12/06 01:36 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
Contraire, bro, I'm at the top of my game. As always. smile

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#176730 - 07/12/06 01:37 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Ichtyoid Offline
Spawner

Registered: 03/17/06
Posts: 930
Loc: Olympia
I ain't afraid! I KNOW people in Poulsbo!

smile
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#176731 - 07/12/06 01:40 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Salmo g. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13436
I guess I still haven't figured out just what is your game, Sol. Always looking for envelopes to push?

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#176732 - 07/12/06 01:48 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
Pretty much. With a drink in my hand I'm bullet proof.

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#176733 - 07/12/06 02:02 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Driftin' Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 04/29/06
Posts: 1725
Loc: Offshore
The inspiration for a new signature line! rofl

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#176734 - 07/12/06 02:16 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Salmo g. Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13436
Sorry I won't get the chance to meet up with you at the Westport outing. Hopefully another time, soon.

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#176735 - 07/12/06 02:29 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
If I can return from Canada this fall without burning my spey rod in the campfire over cocktails, we'll swing some flies next winter.

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#176736 - 07/12/06 02:41 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Pmartin Offline
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Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
You forgot one ingredient to the recipe - Online braggarts
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#176737 - 07/12/06 02:49 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
If you're interested in continued education I'll pay your tuition to FU.

Besides, modesty is over rated.

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#176738 - 07/12/06 02:58 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Quote:
we'll swing some flies next winter
Isn't that like number 4 on the dip-sh!t list? laugh

You know that anyone who calls braggart on an internet board is just a non-fish-catching cracker, right?
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

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#176740 - 07/12/06 03:29 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
You got me, but I don't have a drink in my hand either. wink

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#176741 - 07/12/06 03:42 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Pmartin Offline
Spawner

Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
Yup, that's it. That hurts coming from the magna cum laude of DSU with honors in the browned eyed pokey..... babble
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#176742 - 07/12/06 03:47 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
That's Magna Cum Loudly, dipshi%. And the Brown-eyed Pokey is a cool place to hang out if she's hot. F'ya.

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#176743 - 07/12/06 03:55 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Pmartin Offline
Spawner

Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
F'ya too jagoff...

As long as Magna isn't what Dans nick name for you is..

Don't be mad cause your old and bfugly... It'll be over soon enough..
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#176744 - 07/12/06 03:58 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
That's Fuc% ya, not Fuc% you, dumbass. I'll look forward to meeting you. Be sure and introduce yourself.

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#176745 - 07/12/06 04:32 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
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Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
Anyone else want a piece of me? laugh

HOOAAHHHHHH

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#176746 - 07/12/06 04:39 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Pmartin Offline
Spawner

Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
Yer smart nuf ta figur it out..

F'ya anyway..

Will do.. beer

Those kite strings you call arms look pretty scary tho... :p
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#176747 - 07/12/06 04:43 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
Quote:
Those kite strings you call arms look pretty scary tho...
No matter, I bet you'll bleed out easy.

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#176748 - 07/12/06 04:56 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Pmartin Offline
Spawner

Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
That's a bet I'd take. Just make sure your AARP is paid up...

You can add another one your recipe.

Internet tough guy.

Jeez, I'll bet those tires on your truck are nice and shiny too?

That recipe must be one that's just kept in the family...A secret type thing...
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#176749 - 07/12/06 05:14 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Pmartin Armor All's his tires and was caught at a 4-way stop for a week and a half. laugh
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames

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#176750 - 07/12/06 05:18 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Pmartin Offline
Spawner

Registered: 09/24/01
Posts: 769
That was good dan, almost as funny as sol 6 packing ya.. cool
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#176751 - 07/12/06 05:24 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Dave Vedder Offline
Reverend Tarpones

Registered: 10/09/02
Posts: 8379
Loc: West Duvall
Sol: here are a few more for ya:

If you ever asked your wife for permission to go fishing.

If you are to PC to call PMS Mad COw Disease.

If you wont go fishing on Valentines Day, her birthday, your anniversary or when her mother's visiting.

If you were ever flipped off and didn't respond in kind.

If you think fly fishermen are somehow superior to gear fishermen

If you own a French poodle or any other dog that pisses when spoken to harshly.
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#176752 - 07/12/06 05:39 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
laugh

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#176753 - 07/12/06 05:50 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
If you've got more posts on here than on the main board.

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#176755 - 07/12/06 07:40 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 16958
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Quote:
It's OK to weer a purple shirt when you're fishing,
Damn right it is. laugh
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames

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#176756 - 07/12/06 07:46 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Todd Offline
Dick Nipples

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
Sol wears a pink vest fishing...

Vedder wears bright blue waders...

Dan wears shorts with a belt and tie...

What's the world coming to? Aren't there any regular good ol' boys on the river anymore?

Fish on...

Todd
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#176757 - 07/12/06 07:52 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Todd Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27838
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
Dip$hit desserts...

1. You don't chew tobacco when you fish, and if you do, it comes in a cute little tea bags. Even worse, you cry if your buddy spits chew on the bottom of your drift boat.

2. Egg goo makes you scared...you don't like stains on your fishing hat.

3. You sit on a towel in your truck if you have your waders on and are travelling to a new fishing spot.

4. Your dog wears a sweater.

5. You don't fish when it's "too cold out"...or "too rainy"...even if the river's in good shape.

6. You need more than 30 minutes from the time you decide to go fishing to have four days worth of camping gear, food, fishing gear, and clothes in your truck, with the boat hitched up and the motor warming.

Fish on...

Todd
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#176758 - 07/12/06 07:53 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
Quote:
Yeah dip sh!t.
I thought we called a truce, Grandma?

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#176760 - 07/12/06 08:15 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
I didn't, this time. But I also don't call friends a dip ****. You decide if you want to be one. Still not sure I trust you after you went psycho on me. smile

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#176763 - 07/13/06 10:35 AM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Sol Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 12/19/03
Posts: 7477
Loc: Poulsbo
Quote:
Hey, you used FAT in your recipe. I happen to know some of your buds are on the chubby side.
Inferred similarities where friends are concerned is humorous. wink

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#176764 - 07/13/06 12:58 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe
Salmo g. Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 13436
OK, I think these belong on your list:

Fishermen who drive Escalades, Mercedes or BMW SUVs.

Hey Aunty, yea for any fisherman who styles his hair, but ya' gotta' consider that all those Renton/Kent fishermen who wear their plastic ball caps backwards are required by city ordinance to have wives/girlfriends who blow dry and spray to meet the "big hair" city code (circa old "Almost Live" comedy routine).

And you realize, don't you, that a tune up has devolved into just changing the spark plugs? It's been a mighty long time since I had a rig that had points, condenser, etc., or that I had to adjust the timing on. So it's entirely possible that some of our younger, non dip-sh!ts haven't even seen a car or truck that has those parts.

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#791355 - 10/11/12 12:04 PM Re: My dip-shi% recipe [Re: Sol]
Dogfish Offline
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Registered: 05/03/01
Posts: 10878
Loc: McCleary, WA
Originally Posted By: Sol
Pretty much. With a drink in my hand I'm bullet proof.


Wish it was true. frown
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