Howdy , I don't know if any of you have heard this one, but I think it's pretty funny.
"THE 5 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SEX"
The first is the when you first meet kind, where the two of you are so hot for each other you are doing it EVERYWHERE - on the kitchen table, under the table, in the bathroom, in the car, etc., etc. I call it jungle sex!
The second kind is the newlywed sex, with the scented candles, the sexy nightgowns, maybe a canopy bed.
The third kind is the After the Baby is born Sex, you know- "shhh! you'll wake up the Baby! "
The forth kind is when the two of you pass each other in the hall, and yell " F_ _ _ Y _ _ !! "
And of course the fifth kind is when she drags you into a courtroom full of strangers and F _ _ _ _ you in front of all of them !

Don't for get Enumclaw sex......that's sex with livestock