Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.
At the station, the three women each buy a ticket and watch as the three
men buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
of the women.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the men.
They all board the train. The three women take their respective seats but
all three men cram into a toilet
together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,"Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The women see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after
the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return
trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three men don't buy any
ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed woman.
"Watch and learn," answer the men.
When they board the train, the three women cram themselves into a toilet,
and the three men cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the men leaves his
toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the women are hiding.
The man knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
I'm still trying to figure out why women ever think they are smarter than
men!!!
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