> An elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in
> San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day,
> explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan.
>
> She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
> are Charger fans.
>
> Everyone in the class raises their hand except one
> little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:
> "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
>
> Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The
> teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a
> Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
>
> "I'm a Broncos fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
>
> The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why
> are you a Broncos fan?"
>
> "Because my Mom and dad are from Denver and my Mom
> is a Broncos fan and my Dad is a Broncos fan, so I'm a Broncos fan too!"
>
> "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
reason
> for you to be a Broncos fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents
all
>
> of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug
> addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
>
>
>
> Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
>