TOP 20 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX...

20. No matter how much whiskey you drink, you can still fish.
19. A limp rod is still useful while fishing.
18, You do not have to hide your fishing magazines.
17. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.
16. The Ten Commandments do not say anything about fishing.
15. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you do not have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14. Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
13. It is perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
12. When you see a really good angler, you do not have to feel guilty about imaging the two of you fishing together.
11. If your regular fishing partner is not available, he/she will not object if you fish with someone else.
10. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
9. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8. You do not have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy fishing stuff.
7. You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to fish with you without getting sued for sexual harassment.
6. There are no fishing transmitted diseases.
5. If you want to watch fishing on television, you do not have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3. Nobody expects you to give up fishing in your partner loses interest in it.
2. You do not have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1. Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"

Courtesy of Dr J and the Holiday Sports NewsLetter>

Happy Independance day to all!

Sincerely,
Roger

Good list. Thanks for the laughs.

There must be a hundred of reasons though, not just 20?

When fishing, men can have muliple climaxes in a short amount of time.

When a fishing pop up suddenly comes up on your computer screen you don't have to worry about clicking on that tease advertisement and then have a whole bunch of other fishing pop ups follow it faster than you can click them off! Don't ya hate it when your wife is walking toward the den when that is happening!

Being a boat ho is respectable.

Coming home with the smell of chinook slime on you doesn't get you into trou -------- oh wait, they kind of smell similar don't they? Oh wait again, Ive heard theres no nookie like chinookie, right?

If you snag into an uuuugly fish you can turn it loose quickly without feeling guilty.

When you fish at night, after closing down the bar, the fish you catch actually does look good.

i don't know about that...i've had some pretty bad days fishing...