Here's a few

1. Black guys dont fish cause most of them can't swim!
2. Here's my buddies favorite "Salmon don't bite in the mouth of the Puyallup".
3. Trolling the clay banks to slag pile sucks
4. Fishflashers don't work in the Sound!
5. There's nothing but dogfish in the sound!
6. Always add 3 lbs to the fish since it was weighed after the guts were removed!

A few of my favorite myths are,

1. Salmon don't bite in rivers, that is why snagging should be legal

2. The Steelhead you catch in the rivers aren't the same ones as you catch in the open water

3. Salmon and Steelhead don't bite at night, they are all lined

4. float fishermen are inferior to fly fishermen

5. Steelhead will only eat eggs.

Kore,

Good one. Never dared to stretch a few hours into 8. Hope you caught some fish.

I have always had the policy that if you're going to get in trouble, you might as well make it worth the trouble.