#220464 - 11/26/03 10:31 AM
Montana - Farm animals, true story
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Horses stolen, victimized near Echo Lake Area horse owners, especially those around Echo Lake, may want to keep a close eye on their equine companions after two recent instances of abuse and theft. A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable. "He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said. The incident came just days after a Flathead County deputy reported his horse missing. The horse had apparently been taken from its stable near Echo Lake early in the weekend. The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of lanolin around its rectum, Dupont said. "It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said. The sheriff's office is investigating, and Dupont advised horse owners to be vigilant. poor horse
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#220465 - 11/26/03 12:39 PM
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Sounds to me like we need an instant background check on purchasers of hand lotion...
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#220467 - 11/26/03 04:23 PM
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I would guess so, unless the saying in Montana is true. Maybe he was just helping it over the fence...  Oh Nelly!!
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#220468 - 11/26/03 05:59 PM
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every good cowboy has a 5-gallon pail in the back of his pick-em-up truck. ever wonder why?
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#220469 - 11/26/03 07:17 PM
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Sounds like a Husky alum to me
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#220470 - 11/26/03 07:49 PM
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That was a sheep shot TheKing. I mean Cheap, sheesh!
I went into this bar in Montana once, it had a sign up the said
This ewes for Bud
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#220471 - 11/26/03 08:52 PM
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So now they can't find this guy. You might say he's "on the lamb". This is just one more sick SOB. They're locking up the ostriches in Enumclaw tonight. G 
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#220474 - 11/27/03 01:36 AM
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IF they check the horses panties, they'll find trace evidence that it had sex with three different "men" in three nights, thus making it's story of forceful sex questionable. TheKing, Pullman is a hell-of-alot closer to this horse stickin' than Seattle, chances are it's a WSU grad/student from the zoology school practicing artificial insemination, or just trying to upgrade the looks of a typical date from WSU on a Friday night. 
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#220475 - 11/27/03 10:14 AM
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Maybe that's where the old saying "horsing around" has come from! I wonder if he left his ladder there too.  Alert!! The sheriff's office has just released this all point bulletin! They now have his name and his picture. His name is: CENTAURS…and this is his picture! 
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#220476 - 11/27/03 12:06 PM
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since he is now "on the lamb" look for traces of mint jelly instead of hand lotion
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#220480 - 11/27/03 11:03 PM
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OK, WHERE THE HELL IS PETA!!!  If that guy didn't have the horse's permission to have sex, isn't that abuse? That horse has rights too you know. Hope she gets some state appointed therapy
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#220481 - 11/28/03 12:15 AM
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#220482 - 11/28/03 12:07 PM
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I thought the old wisdom was: "Montana, where men are men and sheep are nervous."
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