Hats are like dogs. You love 'em for a long time, but they do not live as long as men do. They will come, they will give you good, faithful service, and then they will pass. And then, as when a good dog passes, we mourn.
If you know what I mean.
Parker, I have owned that hat. I don't know which one it is, but I know I have owned it, because I have owned, at one time or another, every one of Filson's hats. My current fave is a wool Floyd R Turbo billed cap, with a flap that folds down for the ears. Genuinely the least cosmetically flattering hat that a white man could design (leaving some room for the brothas or the french to do worse
), but functionally perfect. I also favor one of their waxed cotton jobbies, with about a 2 1/2 inch brim, but those seem to shink at a rate of about 1/8 inch a year, so after 3 years, you can't wear them anymore without getting a six whiskey headache, and you have to chuck 'em or give 'em to your kids. I'm on my fourth.
My life could be described as a search for the perfect hat. When I was a kid, we used to cadge around to the equipment dealers in town, and see who was giving out hats. Back then, you got gimme hats from the dealers for free, to advertise Deere, Cat, or Pendleton Grain Growers. It rankles my soul to this day, and I won't do it, to pay for a hat that advertises goods these days.
For the past 20 years I have regretted that the hat has not been viewed as a part of proper men's attire. Sure, we all wear them on the river, and in certain areas of the country, the Cowboy hat is still favored, but in most parts of society, you walk in wearing a nice, comfortable well made felt hat, and you are branded a poseur, someone making a fashion statement. The Fedora is a marvelously functional and comfortable chapaeu, but you can't wear one without being accused of trying to look like Indiana Jones. The only fricking statement I want to make is that my glasses are dry!
So anyway, now that my rant is over, I think about hats a little bit and I think I understand your attitude towards a favored hat. Bummer.
On the other hand, if you were to design a more significant contribution towards fish Kharma for the year, I don't think you could have done better. Short of a first born male child, I think for fish luck, you're in.