Government Notice

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of *****s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


So the old Slab can trash the Republicans along with the best of them (as long as he finds it amusing).....

I thought they re-named it because they expect Bill Clinton to return to power.

Actually the first 'national bird' was going to be the Wild Turkey. Given today's political climate ... it may have been the better choice.

I think this ended up in the wrong forum.

ooops, I thought I was posting this in the other forum.

my apologies