A Game Warden stopped Jim Blount carrying a bucket of live fish. "Do
you have a license to catch those fish?" he asked.

"No sir, these are my pet fish." Jim replied. "Every night I take
them down to the lake and let them swim for a while. Then I whistle
and they jump right back into the bucket."

"That's a bunch of baloney," said the game warden, pulling out a
citation.

"Follow me back to the lake, and I'll prove it to you."

Suspicious but curious, the game warden agreed. They walked back to
the lake, where the camper poured the bucket of fish into the water.

"Okay, the game warden said, "now call them back."

"Call who back?"

"The fish," replied the warden.

"What fish?"

that was pretty good

Finally one over on the game wardens....

Bubba went fishing down at the river. Of course Bubba fished with sticks of dynamite. Just as he was about to make his second "cast" a game warden stepped out of the brush, came up to Bubba and told him that it was illegal to use dynamite to fish with. As the warden was reading him the riot act Bubba calmly lit the fuse on another stick, handed it to the warden and told him "Are you going to keep flapping your jaws or are you going to fish too?"

A husband and wife are on vacation together, the husband rows the boat back to take a nap and the wife says she wants to take the boat out to go read her book in the sun.

Shes goes way out on the lake and unbeknownst to her, past the legal fishing boundary.

Twenty minutes into her book a game warden pulls up and informs her its illegal to fish here.
"I'm just reading my book, this is my husbands fishing gear, I have no idea how to fish", says the lady.

"Well you have all the epuipment and your in illegal waters so I'm gonna have to write you a ticket" says the warden.

"If you do that I'll have to charge you with rape" replies the woman.

"How can you, I have'nt even touched you?" asks the warden.

"No", she says,"but you've got all the right equipment"