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#266444 - 05/05/04 12:34 AM Too Funny, about gun control
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I recieved this email from a friend today,, its pretty good, bout says it all when it comes to gun control.

"US Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of an National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to host a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines.

Semper Fi,


Jay Krieger
V/P, AKC Inc.
661 8th Court
Vero Beach, FL 32962

Voice: 772-569-0059
Fax: 772-569-4432
Cell: 772-473-3360
Web: http://www.KriegerConstruction.com
E-Mail: Jay@KriegerConstruction.com "




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#266445 - 05/05/04 12:52 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
theonearmedbandit Offline
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Registered: 04/18/04
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That has to be the best thing I have read all night
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#266446 - 05/05/04 01:22 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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As I recall, its also been debunked as a hoax on snopes.com...

equipped quip
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#266447 - 05/05/04 02:23 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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Who cares H2O its still funny as hell.

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#266448 - 05/05/04 02:36 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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Registered: 05/30/01
Posts: 400
It's also in the wrong forum. :rolleyes:

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#266449 - 05/05/04 02:52 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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Maybe so, but thats what made this forum the best. Not that it isnt anymore but it was better when you could post anything.

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#266450 - 05/05/04 02:53 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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Registered: 04/01/00
Posts: 511
Loc: Skagit Valley
Arklier - It really is the right forum. You just didn't understand that it was a lead in for this little tale...


A young couple once rented a cabin near a lake for a vacation. He liked to fish, and her favorite pastime was reading. One morning, the husband rose early and took the boat out on the lake. He returned around noon, and went to the cabin for a nap. The wife looked at the little boat and thought it might be nice to read her book on the water. Though she knew nothing about boats, she managed to row into a nice, calm area of the lake and settled down to read.

After a short time the Game Warden motored up in his boat and asked her what she was doing. Although she thought it was obvious, she responded, "I'm reading a book."

"You're in a restricted fishing area, I'll need to take you in and write you up for this", he said.

Astounded, she argued, "But I'm not fishing. You saw me here, reading my book!"

"But you have all the necessary equipment," he said, pointing out the poles, nets, and bait her husband had left in the boat, "so I'm going to cite you for fishing in a restricted area."

"Then I will press charges on you for rape", she said.

"Rape!? I haven't touched you!"

"No," she said, "but you have all the necessary equipment."
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#266451 - 05/05/04 02:56 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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Nice, one Plunk

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#266452 - 05/05/04 03:04 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
Plunker Offline
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Registered: 04/01/00
Posts: 511
Loc: Skagit Valley
Thanks!

Fishing and Hunting go well together.
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#266453 - 05/05/04 03:55 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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Registered: 11/15/02
Posts: 258
Loc: Amboy Wa
lol them are good!
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#266454 - 05/05/04 07:09 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
It is funny, a well made point AND a false story...

Whaddya know, we're all right here.
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#266455 - 05/05/04 09:44 AM Re: Too Funny, about gun control
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Registered: 06/04/03
Posts: 1698
Loc: Brier, Washington
H2O..give it a rest man...maybe GW and his henchmen started the story just to screw you over.....

funny never the less....
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