...of Intoxication.

Nice heart-on lady.

I hope Ms. Uptight has a couple more drinks and lets that bad hair down. Geez, she's hard to look at . . . above her chin.

Rode hard and put away wet!

I had a couple of Drinks is HOT!
Tim

Only Sol....

She'd only be uptight until I put her into a coma.

A resourceful man like myself would find a suitable position for all three of them.

Oops, misread the title, thought it was 3 Stooges and expected to see Sol, Stam & Addicted:)

The 3-5-7 rule of my wife drinking ( well documented, never varies)

3 Vodka Tonics " This is fun, I'm having a great time and am HOT compaired to the other chicks here.. this is great"

5 Vodka Tonics " What the F%$k did you just say to me back there.. Lets fight right here right now in front of everybody "

7 Vodka Tonics " I feel sick.. I am going to puke maybe.. I want you to take me home right now and promice you won't try and have sex with me"

I learned along time ago that you need to hold her up at 3 or push her up to 7 because 5 is no place you want to be.

You kill me, man. And I hear ya, except the stages you describe happen at 1, 2 and 3 drinks: a slippery slope indeed. I'd rather try and take our house cats temperature analy then talk to my wife after 2 drinks.

Good thing is it don't happen that often anymore. She just don't drink much these days. Tell ya what, 3 good glasses of wine close to bed time before she has a chance to decide she feels bad and its a good deal for Brent.

Ever wonder why your wife waits until she has some drinks to start laying all this really deep B.S on you. The " do you ever wish you married someone else " type crap.

married someone else.....?

No

Stayed single......?


Aw shucks, heck no Baby.

The wrong answer to that is, 'Not as much as I wish I didn't marry you!"

My standard reply is " Damn, I knew this hot little blond chick once a long time ago. She would do it anywhere anytime. She never rode my ass and never got all emotional about meaningless B.S. I really dug that girl. I wonder what ever happened to her. She was the best "

Game over for Brent

Usually after one of those deep question and answer sessions, she will get into that " I'm awful to you, you deserve someone better.. yada yada yada ' maybe shed a tear or two. All the while I lay there thinking " how can I turn this bus around and get sex out of this deal ".

If men are pigs I'm a 800 lb hog.

I found that in my experiences with women, it usually goes like this.......

1-2 drinks: Happy and horny.
3-4 drinks: Silly and horny for any other guy in the bar.
5-6 drinks: Pissed off and thinks she's Mike Tyson. Nothing like driving home and ducking punches from the old lady.
6+ drinks: Psycho. Call 911. Hide the guns. Apologize to the neighbors the next day.

Anymore I just wait until she falls asleep and then beat-off in her hair.

Made my day LOL.. I gotta go do yard work and golf now so I can pretend I had value on this earth today

I just got kicked out of rehab for reading this thread.
Maybe I'll be at SolFly afterall.