I thought the remaining question was going to be whether or not he'll still post on here...

Stam,

Maybe you should be saying your prayers instead, that way you won't go 4 days on the Olympic Peninsula without a bite. I heard all about it at the coffee shop in Forks. We all had a good laugh and then prayed for your poor wretched soul.

And for the rest of you monkey loving fools, you'll be happier if you stop thinking so damm hard. God has it figured out for you. Have some faith and let a good pastor show you how to live.
You all spend way too much time on the internet. Thats what's corrupting your minds. You should be watching your children instead. Spraying your 8 year old down with Febreze and then throwing them on the school bus doesn't make you a good parent.

Its no wonder you've all been cursed with chum.

FR

TBird,

Your soul is not lost...yet. But if you continue to keep company with unrepentant piscatorial perverts you'll miss out on the rapture.
This no joke. Please does anybody really expect to see Sol, Stam, Mooch, Vhawk, Superfly, or any other number of oversexed muskrats on this board dancing in the clouds with St Teresa? Definitely won't be seeing that without the help of harsh chemichals.
And the sly references to that seven fingered demon weed. Thats another source of irritation to me. Gawd, some of you are worse than a out of control yeast infection. Because God creates a plant that's not an excuse to go smoke it. Grow up.
I'll have my words with AuntyM later. She feigns and fakes a sense of higher purpose, but she doesn't fool me. She is the Queen Bee of you sicko's.

Oh and any word of fish being caught around Hoodsport? I need a report on the Hood.

Your Minister

Who's going to fill the role of self superior dispenser of moral judgement now?

God Angrily Awaiting Jerry Falwell's Arrival

Jerry Falwell collapsed in his office this morning, and he’s in the hospital, and he’s “gravely unresponsive.”

At a time like this, people deserve sympathy and good wishes … except for Falwell, who is an evil sonofabitch. Over his long career as a vile televangelist building an empire of bigotry from the donations of poor people, Falwell has supported South African apartheid, called AIDS an invention of Jesus to punish gays, attacked Martin Luther King and U.S. civil rights, and blamed 9/11 on feminists and homosexuals.

Reached in Heaven, the Lord God said he was “looking forward to speaking to Jerry,” and that God’s loyal lieutenant Satan Von Lucifer would “go Abu Ghraib on his fat ass for the next 10 million years.”

My gravest concern is that we seem to keep replacing each tyrannical dipstick with another even more tyrannical and stupid dipstick...who's gonna step up as the next jackass with a TV show and a Bible?
Fish on...
Todd

there is only one road to get where you're going?

Well Stam is in Neah friday. Maybe I was right with my first guess. Dang lier he denied it when I asked! Churchgoer and FR need a duel.
Or maybe a cage match with Churchgoer and FR vs. bigstick.

I don't know if I really want to engage in discussion on the dark side. Merely lurking has already caused enough trouble in my household. My new wife recently caught my 17 y/o son wearing her undergarments and staring at lewd and disgusting pictures of partial female nudity on Sol's webpage. I hope my son reads this and is embarrased for his behavior. His new stepmom spent half an hour spanking him, while I prayed for his soul. I don't know if he learned his lesson.
The piscatorial perversions that take place here are sick, disturbing, and corruptive. If it wasn't for the occasional picture of a nice chum, I would have banned this site from my computer.

Your Minister