best piece of advice i have gotten since i have been on here. seriously .....


eh...it'll work out..its all about saturation of the market. marketing strategy

Geesh I am amused easy

I'm not, but this is hilarious in so many ways!

Merg , What is the point for this whole idea and gathering? I'm just not getting this whole thing? I love to look at "eye" candy as much as any guy, but having middle age men taking young girls on their boats is just a little creepy??

I'm not bashing you or Vince and I hope it all works out for everyone..... Is it just me that feels this way?

P.S Can't wait to see the pics lol

If they're over 18...........

Those girls look like the stuck up, materialistic, and drama crowd...Not exactly the type you wanna live with for the rest of your life, let alone stick them in your boat for 5 hours...

All I know is that after discussions with Hohbomb, one of the co chairs of this party, Merg will be wearing a bikini and posing as our biotch if we don't get at least 10 hot girls to show. After all the "you old guys don't know about girls like I do" chatter, he's going to really have to deliver some goods.

Maybe we can bring along several bikinis in his size and shoot enough pics to make a special issue of Gay Sturgeon Weekly.

VHawk

Poor merg....someday he might look back and realize that his charitable attempt to show us his ubber-studliness with the fishin' ho thing was really the begining of his life long transgender experimentation.

In any case the pictures will be worth a sympathetic laugh.

RVW

Studliness isn't being a flamboyaunt d-bag on an internet forum and taking pictures of yourself hanging upside down on a tree...

You know what they say about guys who brag and just talk the talk = small ======>

You guys are bein' a little hard on the Merg, dontcha think?

It sounds to me like he's just a guy who's enjoying life.........can't fault him for that.

I appreciate the photos too. It seems that ignoring his advice, like I do everyone else's, is a small price to pay for some photo work. The gals he hangs with just look young and firm to me, I don't know anything about stuck-up or materialistic.........you have to meet somebody to know any of that about them.

All I know is it's going to take a damn lot of photos to live up to the hype. I'm countin' on you Merg and Vince. Don't let a brotha down.

I'm pretty sure the only reason girls that look like that are high maintenance and generally a pain in the ass, is because nobody every bothered to take them fishing! I would love to be there to see the action. I like hot girls, especially drunk ones that are friendly enough to smile.
Good luck and thanks for the entertainment (some of the funniest stuff at your expense Merg :))

Maybe if Merg started a what to wear when fishing thread, it might stay in the fishing forum. Dude seriously all you needed was some accessory like a black and tan fanny pack in your sturgeon trip pics and you could of been a total cracker.

First of all, I'm sure a few of the girls might be prissy, pain in the butts, but I'm guessing the ones that show will likely be easy going and fun. I don't like prissy stuck up girls. I don't give a shiat how good looking they are, if they think they are above smiling at me when I have my zipper open, er I mean when I say hello, then screw them. They ain't invited back. Yea, so there.

Now about the Merg. The online Merg is about 87% more obnoxious than the real life Merg. The energy level, and the ability to enjoy life are about the same in reality as they are online however. Sometimes his writing is pretty dang good too. And his girls are firm. Yes, and very delightful on the eye.

Sometimes though, I wish he'd tone it down just a little. It's like hanging out with the white Don King of fishing. I'm getting anxious that the hype is out of control. And that the weather is gonna screw us.
Please baby Jesus don't let it rain on Saturday. I need 82 degrees and mostly sunny.

VHawk

Dan S,
You are right about not knowing what a woman is like till you talk to her. I am not the best looking or smooth guy, but I have taken out some women that would any of you guys drool. The best looking of them is now in her mid thirties, has had four kids, and will still put any of Merg's girls to shame. She is the only woman I have taken out that I can call beautiful or a good freind and not get my wife jealous. Thats because not only is she beautiful, she is one of the nicest people you every met. When we went out she told me that she had very few friends. It seems most women would just treat her bad because of her looks and most guys would never get over drooling on her. I also remember years ago when a group of my friends and I went to a mall. Sitting alone at a table was one of the prettiest girls anyone had seen. A bunch of the guys kept going on and on about her so one of my freinds, probably most plainest of the group, said, come on guys, if you want to meet her just do it. With that he walked up, sat down and ate lunch with her. She told him that every day she would eat lunch there alone and never had anyone just sit down and talk to her. Gave him her number and asked him to call.
On the flip side, I can remember more than one time I tried to get to know a girl that was just average looking and found her to be the biggest snob ever, and then ended up taking out her much better looking freind who was much, much nicer.

fuc%ing funniest shiat i have heard on this board!

The weather is looking like it's going to SolFly our asses. I'm still prepping for Saturday, but I'm going to make my gut bleed again if I don't get half decent weather.

If I've forgotten to get ahold of any of our boat owners, please let me know. We'll be camping out close to Bonniville Friday night. Casual Saturday morning launch. Saturday night I'll be doing ribs, chicken, and hot dogs. No veggies.

Ain't life a bitc#! Hope ya'll score on whatever fatherless whores show up for this thing.

The Women in Rain Gear calendar shoot is off then?

Nope, not off. Weather report is moderating, light PM showers for Saturday, wind picking up the later afternoon. Houston, we are a go.

VHawk

Find the roughest water to run through, set them up in the front of the boat, and enjoy the show