1. If the chick doesn't put her picture up there's a reason for it. She's either ugly,fat,or both. More than likely both. Don't buy the "I don't want my co-workers to see me on here" line.

2. If she keeps posting the same ad for months it means there is something abhorantly wrong with her,otherwise she'd a found a man by now.

3.If she's pushy and wants to meet right away,run! She's fat,ugly,psycho,or all three.

4. BBW means FAT!

5. Curvy means FAT!

6. Voluptious means she's a heffer.

7. Height weight proportionate means FAT.

8. If they have a huge laundry list of requirements chances are they are complete losers and could never meet their own expectaions,so why should you have to?

9. NEVER give out your number to them.

10. MySpace. You can see what they look like before you ever even talk to them. And you can see what they're interests are. These chicks are down for dating,even if it says "here for friends". Can you say Meat Market? Craigslist sucks.

It sounds like you have met some "women" on Craigslist before.

HWP- Has Weight Problem

Not in person. Once I see the photo I email them something like "I'm sure you're a nice gal,but......"

Many years ago--as in over a decade ago--I tried the Internet dating thing. Ill put it this way

1 fat, bitchy, took to a semi-decent restaurant (Budd Bay Cafe) found out that Denny's was the nicest restaurant she'd been to until that moment. She looked at the menu, looked disgusted, asked if they had any Hamburgers. When she got it, she scraped everything off it annd ate it plain. After dinner I dropped her off at her car and drove away.

2 Morbidly Obese, Psychotic. Was currently charged with the multiple stabbing of her husband (he survived) and had a 500yd restraining order against her preventing her from seeing her husband or 4 kids. 1 cup of coffee later she was left at whatever sheethole it was I met her at.

3Fat, psycho. Began stalking me before I ever met her. Somehow found the HOME phone # of another girl I was seeing and started harrassing her. She lived on the other side of thestate, too. Had to threaten legal action. Scary [censored]. Still haven't figured out how she found that girl's number.

that was it. 3 strikes.

Dude that was awesome! So.....that was it,you just gave up?

The way I see it, and it's kinda obvious, the "good" girls have no problem finding guys through normal means of dating, and the ones who aren't of the "good" batch go through the internet for finding dates....

Now now I'm sure there are plenty of good women who date through the internet. I'm just saying Craigslist is the place to buy a rell,not to find a woman. I still look though haha

Avid Angler, Myspace is the way to go. you can not beat it. the last 3 girls i have been with have been through myspace. the last one i must say is a little crazy, but the other two where normal and smoking hot! give it a try.

ADELAIDE, Australia - An Australian farmer held hostage in Mali for 12 days by a gang of men who had posed as an online love interest has urged others to be careful when seeking romance on the Internet.
Des Gregor, 56, traveled to the West African nation last month to meet his supposed bride, whom he had met on the Internet, and collect a dowry of gold bars worth $85,000.
But when he arrived, the wheat and sheep farmer was abducted by a gang of armed bandits who bound him, beat him with a machete and stole his cash and credit cards.

More here:
http://www.comcast.net/news/internationa.../13/737791.html

All of the internet personal adds are scary as hell. The chicks are predominately fat, and the ones that are hot seem to have a pension for well endowed black men that treat them poorly. I can't even read one of these chicks personal adds without thinking, "Whoa, good luck with all of that!"

i'm one for one with crazy chicks and CL...

...I am talking to this other chick (thin) tho that might not turn out to not have shot her ex...

I'll get back to you on that...

They all want to see a penis picture, too. WTF is up with that? If I ever join my profile picture is going to be of a John Holmes size dick laying on the kitchen counter next to a large roll of cash.

I worked with a guy who was big on internet dating. He eventually did marry some porker.. He had some horror stories, and I could not help but wonder " Looking at your wife, how much worse could they have been ".

The worst case he told me about was a girl who right up front demanded to see his house... Uhhhhh, maybe later. Despite all the red flags flying with this woman, he slept with her... then never called her the next day like he said he would. A day later, he found while paying some bills that he was missing a check a couple checks back from the front in his check book. He found this odd. Long story short, this wildabeast had taken it as it had his address on it.

He figured that out when she showed up at his house the very next day. She had a pile of kids out in her car and demanded to come inside. He told her get the hell away. She showed up the next day with some other skanky chick, and beat on his door yelling etc and got the whole neibourhood amuzed. He called the cops and they made her leave. Then she was calling him at work, and leaving messages to the point that his voice box would be full. Then one day she showed up at his work and was yelling at him again.. this got his bosses attention who called him into his office, he said " you actually did that thing ?? are you really that stupid"..

The only way I ever heard this story was because she jacked him up at a Shell station we were at getting gas and she was there and saw him.. It was bad, she had a "front butt" and hair on her chin

yeah...the last thing you'd want to do is show them a pic of the real thing....

Apparently nine and a half inches doesn't cut it these days. It's got to be twelve with glands that hold a Costco size volume of Elmer's glue.

Woman always want to see the cock.. but never the balls..

Something women NEVER say... " Ummmm, nice scrotum"

Here's a commonly used line amongst the online female population. "I don't know what I'm looking for."

Nothing like jumping in a car without any steering linkage.

At first "Nice dinner" meant we didn't cook it ourselves and "Weekend Away" meant Seattle or camping up in the Cascades.

Now it means five stars and Hawaii or the Caribbean.