Thousands of politicians, greenys, & scientist are planning to fly off to Indonesia to save the World Dec. 3rd-14th headed up by the internet creator Al Gore himself with his super hero side kick self-proclaimed scientist Leonardo DiCaprio. Their carbon foot print for one day alone will meet the entire yearly output of the country Chad.

I could save them a lot of time and money by summing it all up in advance what they will proclaim in the coming weeks:

-lets shut down all the coal fired electric plants around the world.
-Kill all Co2 producing livestock.
-Remove the use of oil completely and rid the world of gas powered vehicles.
-Cut down all those Co2 emitting trees.

YES! IF we can do this we will save the world from 38 parts Co2 per million that has caused this half a degree variance in the last 200 years of recorded meteorological history.

GW IMO is just another lefty crafted plot to gain control over people and take their money.

Kyoto round 2 about to fail....

CO2 emitting trees, huh?

Learned that in science class, did you?

No Rush programmed me like a zombie to say that.

=)

GW Bush? Yep, all them dam scientists got together and conspired to make this stuff up. They fool us into thinking its getting warmer, and then they try to make it look like the glaciers are shrinking. It is clearly a left wing plot. The damn lefties keep trying to make decisions based on science, when the true believers know the sun rotates around the earth, the earth is only 6,000 year sold, evolution is a myth, and we really never did go to the moon.

Damn a bunch of scientists, i say we Should make our decision based on gut feeling and emotion. Yeah, that's the way to do things. How in the world could a couple of million tons of pollutants pumped in the atmosphere make any difference?

Achmed think he should attend this summit! Maybe Mr, Blue Jay show up and Achmed give the ugly infidel a beeg gift!

BOOM!

Moon, evolution...wha? lol WOW if that's the kind of moonshine they're drinking up in them duvall hills, sign me right up! lol

BTW has the temp gone up on the moon too?

"Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work with the environment. Then, in a stunning reversal, the Supreme Court awarded it to George Bush." --Amy Poehler

I know its amazing to think how many college grads keep getting their arses handed to them by those fifth graders! Right on man, glad to see someone is finally coming around here...

/sarcasm

Those hanging chads still have people committing suicide still? wow! Talk about post tramatic hanging chad syndrome -PTHCS

Cough cough they were talking about you Cough cough...

Trees don't EMIT C02, they absorb it. Might want to learn it again.

Trees absorb Co2 during photosynthesis during daylight hours and produce oxygen. At night they strictly produce Co2. When a tree shed's its leaves, branches, etc they fall to the ground its all Co2 my friend. Once a tree matures and nears the end of it's life cycle its mostly shedding and when it eventually dies its all carbon.

Back to the drawing board.

And where did you learn that?

Cut down every tree because they "produce" C02?

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2000

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." --George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007

Didn't you childrens learn anything about the CO2 cycle? CO2 in the form of leaves is heavier than air and falls to the ground.

Yeah you should be laughing. You drive a car right? Or are you lemme guess, a cyclist? Because if you even own a vehicle that get's less then the 40 mpg they want it to get then you'll be paying some of that dough you make to register it. So much for $30 car tabs.

Back to the drawing board for you. Livestock $hit. Their poop gives off methane. Not C02.

While you sit in the corner, the pointy hat you wear should fit your pointy head perfectly!

Achmed
You have a very funny vid on utube