Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all the week!

I love it when I I realize after I get 15 minutes from the ramp that I left my plug out and I love it more when I find out my bilge pumps are shorted out.

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I love it when people take the internet seriously.

Hahahaha lmfao. So true, oh so true. We call that duck butter where I am from. When that shows up you are obligated to attend to what is known as an insurance wipe.

I love it when I've been making leaders/rigs all night before going out, then my "buddy" bums gear off me all morning because he was too tired after work to make up more of his own (only happened twice, got different buddy now!)

When your standing at the urinal and are finishing up shake a dozen or more times, go to your wang away, zip up and about 5 to ten drops still come out. IN YOUR F'N PANTS!!! i hate that.

I launch my sled at Sultan for the first time in 6 months and I make it to halfway to the wallace flats and it dies and refuses to start, it is a pain in the butt to row a sled from cracker bar, across the sky and the sultan to get to the launch, my arms still hurt!

Just watched this video:
http://www.smallstreamsalmonfishing.com/movies/miniact8/bloodintheboat.html

I love it when the phone rings while your fighting a fish.....

I also thought that was funny.

I love it when you plan a fishing trip for months, fly hundreds of miles, drive a couple hours in the rain to an area you have never been. Eat a greasy meal, turn on the tv in a moldy smelling motel room and see the doppler radar screen is nearly COMPLETELY red and orange, wondering all night how bad can it be? And finding out just how bad, bad can be...