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#421946 - 03/13/08 01:49 PM Woman stuck on toilet for two years.
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#421948 - 03/13/08 01:56 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: stlhead]
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I read that this morning and LMFAO.

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#421956 - 03/13/08 02:47 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: Sky-Guy]
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Damn. I thought it was bad when they woke up before me and wanted to go out for breakfast.

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#422025 - 03/13/08 07:34 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: Irie]
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Registered: 03/17/07
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thats pretty funny, but also very disturbing if you let your imagination get to far
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#422028 - 03/13/08 07:39 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: Bantam]
AP a.k.a. Kaiser D Offline
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Registered: 01/31/02
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My co-worker is thinking they lived in a trailer and only had one bathroom. Do the math on that on.

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#422042 - 03/13/08 08:04 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: AP a.k.a. Kaiser D]
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SHE PROBABLY BITCHED ONE TOO MANY TIMES ABOUT PUTTING THE SEAT DOWN AND DECIDED TO PUT HER OWN SEAT DOWN!

She won the argument, but the finish had to be sh!tty. Can you imagine not wiping your butt for 2 years, and your only activity was flushing the toilet? That length of time, would have probably produced long, hard, crusty stalactites, and stalagmites, that constantly picked away at each turd as they would pass.
Seems nothing is free, as this was probably considered a toll charge, collected from each turd, to offset construction cost, for such a convenient Hyway to Sh!tropolis. ;\)

Splash!!! <>

Man let me stop, before I go any further. That is some sick sh!t there. ;\) Unbelievable!!!
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#422045 - 03/13/08 08:16 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: John Lee Hookum]
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The dude was a moron for not getting help sooner, but at least she didn't die in there. I don't think he should go to prison.
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#422047 - 03/13/08 08:42 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: DiverX]
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Obviously she needs psychiatric help.
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#422049 - 03/13/08 08:50 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: Steelheadman]
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#422056 - 03/13/08 08:58 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: fish4brains]
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Thats just weird!
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#422211 - 03/14/08 11:19 AM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: ]
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It made me sad when I read this.
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#422306 - 03/14/08 07:41 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: Sol Duc]
Snake Pliskin Offline
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Registered: 02/13/03
Posts: 1202
Loc: Duvall
Yes, she needs mental help. But he needs to be strapped to the toilet for two weeks straight and be fed nothing but chili and hot dogs and maybe a 7-11 burrito or two............and keep the toilet paper just out of his reach.
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#422311 - 03/14/08 08:02 PM Re: Woman stuck on toilet for two years. [Re: Snake Pliskin]
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Loc: Kitsap Peninsula
One of the strangest, saddest thing I read in a long time. It's really hard to wrap my head around the very idea.
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